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mcanadiens Super Member

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I'd call my driver the sprayer. Kind of like those lawn sprinklers that pivot around.

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Cool Breeze Established Member

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My driver is fine.

I'd go pro if the object was to putt the ball more times than you hit it with all other clubs combined.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer.  That's the difference my left ear is from my right.  -  Ben Crenshaw

Golf is like a love affair.  If you don't take it seriously its no fun.  If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.  -  Arthur Daley

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive  -  Arnold Palmer

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues and some on golf courses  -  Adlai Stevenson


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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

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as soon as they make my second ball count as my first.

This. I have hit some jaw dropping provisionals.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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CraiginKSA Well Established Member

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How about "closest to being IN bounds".  If my ball is close to the OB line, 100% of the time it is on the wrong side.  My personal record is <1".

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Occam's razor


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Duff McGee Great Member

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I can see it now.  - Shortest drive competitions.  - Longest divot counting from the center of the golf ball backwards.  - The number of greens you are able to play without having to repair a ball mark.

The divot one for the win.

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