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GatorCallaway Well Established Member

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.......and just figured you guys would get a kick out of it. These teenagers came down a few stalls from me and must've decided to bring their girlfriends on a cheap date. Well needless to say I was wishing I was 18 again and not 31 because these girls were smokin hot . Anyway one of the girls decides she wanted to hit a few balls so the kid gives her his driver. Then he goes "be careful with my rocketballz" in that voice like the commercial, and chuckled to his buddy. First swing she took I heard a god awful thud and snap and the kid goes "are you %#^% serious, thats my new driver". I felt a little bad for the kid and the girl just laughed like it was nothing. Poor kid called a cease fire and went to retrieve his club head. One older guy yelled "I'd take it out on her ass tonight" while he was jogging out to get it. I don't know how she did it or wtf she hit first but the shaft was broken two inches from where it inserts and splintered what was left up to the grip, and the head had a couple dents on the top probably from where it tumbled 100 yards out. No fixing that one.


LBlack14 Great Member

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Taylormade will replace it.

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Motley01 Great Member

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Now that is funny as hell. I wonder if he took it out of her ass tonight. LOL

Lesson learned, never let a hot chick touch your rocket, (well ok just at the range).

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Andrew Gibson Established Member

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My now wife, broke the shaft on my TM supersteel 3 wood. A bunch of my friends in college went over to the range, she hit the ground about 4 inches behind th ball, and snapped the shaft 2 or 3" from the hosel...

Maybe thats a good sign for the poor guy, if thats how it works he will be marrying a hottie... And hopefully tm will replace the club for him.


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Originally Posted by Motley01

Now that is funny as hell. I wonder if he took it out of her ass tonight. LOL

Lesson learned, never let a hot chick touch your rocket, (well ok just at the range).


You think her breaking a shaft in a matter of seconds is a good indicator?

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k-troop Great Member

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Rookie move by the kid.  Hot chicks come and go, but driver love is enduring (at least for 4 or 5 years).

I've never had a girl longer than a driver.  Of course, I'm married now (3 years this week), so I'm hoping that will change.  But my 910D3 is pretty freaking sweet--it could go the distance.

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MEfree Great Member

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Funny, but why do you think a 31 yo has no chance with a 18 yo?

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GatorCallaway Well Established Member

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Funny, but why do you think a 31 yo has no chance with a 18 yo?

Because I'm married with three kids lmao.


Andrew Gibson Established Member

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I have a 26 year old friend that was best man in my wedding, and he is dating an 18 year old.... "It's Like She's F****** Five!"

Now I am not saying that all 18 year olds are immature, but this one really is... I hope for his sake she is good in... because she can't cook, she's a slob, she has trouble forming complete sentences, never mind holding an intelligent conversation, and I would say is only a 7 on the looks scale... I just don't get it.


jaysquared Established Member

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Originally Posted by Motley01

Now that is funny as hell. I wonder if he took it out of her ass tonight. LOL

I wonder if he broke his other shaft on her ass!


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