Funny/Bizarre Internet Stuff

[RandallT]

A totally clean NYC subway station. Does not compute. My head is about to explode. Don't worry. Pig sty in 3... 2... 1...

This better?

[nevets88]

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Originally Posted by nevets88

A totally clean NYC subway station. Does not compute. My head is about to explode. Don't worry. Pig sty in 3... 2... 1...

This better?

Ha ha. That's cute. I've seen some pretty gross things. Trust me, you do not want to know.

[RandallT]

Yogi Berra quotes. RIP

(link withheld because it's not too kosher)

1. "A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don’t know any.' They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know."
2. "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
3. "I never said most of the things I said."
4. "It ain’t over till it’s over."
5. "It gets late early out here."

1. "It’s deja vu all over again."
2. "Never answer an anonymous letter."
3. "No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded."
4. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
5. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
6. "A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."
7. "You can observe a lot by watching."
8. "The future ain’t what it used to be."
9. "If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
10. "You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there."
11. "Pair up in threes."
12. "We have deep depth."
13. "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."
14. "Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training."
15. "If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them."
16. "I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five."
17. "In baseball, you don’t know nothing."
18. "I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
19. "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
20. "I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field."
21. "Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
22. "Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel."
23. "Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."
24. "All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
25. "Bill Dickey is learning me his experience."
26. "He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious."
27. "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
28. "I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
29. "I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
30. "I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
31. "It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility."
32. "So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face."
33. "Take it with a grin of salt."
34. "We were overwhelming underdogs."
35. "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
36. "You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours."
37. "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
38. "If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer."
39. "Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
40. "You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go."
41. "I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine."
42. "If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work."
43. "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."
44. "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."
45. "You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you."
46. "Slump? I ain’t in no slump . . . I just ain’t hitting."
47. "How can you think and hit at the same time?"
48. "I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better."

[nevets88]

Recognize the guy behind Yogi's left shoulder? Hint: GC

[nevets88]

Best Dad wins [video]http://youtu.be/5xiMbHO6NyI[/video]

[Hardspoon]

[nevets88]

Just taking in the moment.

[nevets88]

Mushroom cloud tourism

[Gator Hazard]

Mushroom cloud tourism

There are a lot of pictures of Atom Bomb Parties in Vegas showing everyone outside on viewing areas at the casinos with the mushroom cloud in the back.  If you search the archives of LVRJ for pictures you probably can find them.  Pretty interesting information.  My great uncle was an engineer and he helped build the bunkers at the test site.  He says that they let them view a test in the bunkers and that nothing can compare to it, that it is of a magnitude that you just can't put into words to have seen it.

[nevets88]

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Originally Posted by nevets88

Mushroom cloud tourism

There are a lot of pictures of Atom Bomb Parties in Vegas showing everyone outside on viewing areas at the casinos with the mushroom cloud in the back.  If you search the archives of LVRJ for pictures you probably can find them.  Pretty interesting information.  My great uncle was an engineer and he helped build the bunkers at the test site.  He says that they let them view a test in the bunkers and that nothing can compare to it, that it is of a magnitude that you just can't put into words to have seen it.

Atom Bomb Parties lead to some pretty interesting pieces. Thanks.

[nevets88]

Don't lick your balls, m'kay?

[nevets88]

I wonder if we have the whole story here. 

 

 

 

 

[nevets88]

Mascot, Dad, whatever the hell yellow hat is #fail.

 

[nevets88]

I felt very guilty laughing at this kid, but he's okay. 

Why are people posting in between the leg shots?

Bunker

Driver:

 

Edited October 16, 2015 by nevets88

[nevets88]

Michelle Wie eating a live squiggly squiggling squid. Yum. 

 

https://instagram.com/p/8-O0d0p-jf/

 

Edited October 19, 2015 by nevets88

[nevets88]

Guy has a nice car, never gets to drive it? Forgot about it? The layer of dust is barely visible in photo but it's really thick. 

[iacas]

Guy has a nice car, never gets to drive it? Forgot about it? The layer of dust is barely visible in photo but it's really thick. 

Why is this in here?

[nevets88]

Why is this in here?

Thought it was strange seeing a car pretty much abandoned like that.