Favorite quotes in golf

[Ernest Jones]

"Happiness is a long walk with a putter" -Greg Norman

Yeah, that's a good one!

[VOX]

“Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots, but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones

"they say golf is just like life -- but it is much more complicated than that"

[Wally]

“Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots, but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones

Love this quote. [quote name="dfreuter415" url="/t/71171/favorite-quotes-in-golf#post_922382"] "While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." - Henny Youngman “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin "Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off." - Chi Chi Rodriguez "Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain “The only sure rule in golf is: He who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle “It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.” – Hank Aaron “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” – Jack Benny “I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.” - Bob Hope "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret [/quote] Some good ones here. I'd never heard Dean Martin's before. [quote name="mvmac" url="/t/71171/favorite-quotes-in-golf#post_924690"][COLOR=373737]"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."[/COLOR] [COLOR=373737]- Winston Churchill[/COLOR] [/quote] Also another one of my favorites.

[Club Rat]

Taken from an article in the Missouri Golf Post - The three Golden Rules a caddy is taught, “show up, keep up, shut up”

Club Rat

[Teamanglerx]

Some of my favorites:

"Try not. Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda

"That's just like on TV!" - What I say when someone hits a great shot

"Golf is a game that is played on a 5 inch course - the distance between you ears." - Bobby Jones

"Golf is like a 18 year old girl with big boobs.  You know its wrong but you can't stay away from her." - Val Doonican

[rkim291968]

I heard these a lot on course and sometimes they hit home.

"Who invented this ! @#$@!"

"I am not on today" - when someone says this, he is usually playing at his level.

"I quit." - again?

"I am here to have fun" - translated - I don't have a  good game, I no longer can play well, I am a beginner, I am not on today, ....

"What is your handicap?"  - translated - I thought I was better than you.