Funny golf course injuries?

[ChrisWev]

10 to 1 that the shot was intentional ... we have been married for way too many years.

Do you have life insurance?

[Lihu]

A story I've told before....

Couple of years ago now, I hit a poor bunker shot. Climbing out of the bunker, I swung my wedge at the sole of my shoe to knock the sand from it. In my somewhat PISSED OFF state, I over-swung just a bit, and my aim wasn't quite what it should have been. I missed my shoe and caught that little hard bump thingy on the inside of my left ankle. I screamed like a little girl and went down like I'd been hit with an axe-handle.

My rat-bastard buddies laughed so hard they almost wet themselves...

I didn't walk right for a week.

If they were real rat-bastards this incident would have found its way onto youtube complete with different 3 views and in slow motion.

[jbishop15]

When I was a teenager, I had really, really bad anger problems. I'd punch walls when I was angry, throw remotes and controllers, that sort of thing. Well, one day I was playing golf, and on the edge of the fairway near some trees. I chunked my shot into a pond, and in a blind rage I open-hand punched a tree. Now, let me tell you; I've broken fingers and toes and my right arm; I've tore ligaments and had a concussion and dislocated my shoulder. But hitting that tree hurt so bad, I nearly blacked out. I ended up with a sprained, fat wrist, and couldn't play golf for a while. Honestly, it was probably the best thing that ever happened to me; from that day one, I began to reign in my anger issues. Moral of the story: don't punch trees. That are very solid.

[Gator Hazard]

I always wondered if the electric fences would work too ?

Mythbusters did a test on this, you can piss on an electric fence without consequence.  The stream breaks apart so there is no continuity back to your body.  They used dummies and hooked them up with fake stuff and a voltage monitor.

[MyrtleBeachGolf]

Mythbusters did a test on this, you can piss on an electric fence without consequence.  The stream breaks apart so there is no continuity back to your body.  They used dummies and hooked them up with fake stuff and a voltage monitor.

Or, this could just be a trap for one of you other suckers to try it next time you're near an electric fence.

[Gator Hazard]

Or, this could just be a trap for one of you other suckers to try it next time you're near an electric fence.

[Duff McGee]

Haha, yeah, I have no intention of ever trying it, I remember the Ren and Stempy episode with the song about not pissing on the electric fence.  Like George Carlin said "F you, I'm getting IN the plane.  Let the daredevils get ON the plane"

"Don't whiz on the electric fence."