There are tons of turtles that live on the course I've been playing. I usually don't move them unless it'a unusually hot out and there's no ponds nearby. Turtles can overheat pretty easily if they aren't near shade or water.
And in addition, "Utley's Corner" is the area in right field at Citi Field where Utley went yard several times, dismantling the Mets in the first Phillies series at Citi Field and, to add insult, the Mets' own announcers dubbed it "Utley's Corner".
You go running, cycling, play tennis, pickup basketball, etc..., you put on your shoes, grab your equipment, 1-10 minutes, boom, you're doing it/playing. Great thing about running/cycling is from bed to pavement, bam, you're out there - although that can be a shock on cold days.
With golf, you gotta back your bag, get there, pay, starter, hit some putts, OMG, are we there yet? Every... single... time... It's a production to get to the first tee. FWP. I'd like bamf like Nightcrawler from my sofa to the first tee. That would be nice.
Also, the mythical platitudes, the bad info, the degree of authority with which people speak inversely proportional to their actual knowledge.