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My wife doesn't like golf. I've been watching the Open all weekend and I was enjoying Tiger's tee shot today that went into the thick stuff. She came in and asked what I was laughing about and I said "Tiger has himself in some pretty thick cabbage." She watched him shank his second shot back into it and said "I think the problem is that he isn't using his cabbage wedge."

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My wife doesn't like golf. I've been watching the Open all weekend and I was enjoying Tiger's tee shot today that went into the thick stuff. She came in and asked what I was laughing about and I said "Tiger has himself in some pretty thick cabbage." She watched him shank his second shot back into it and said "I think the problem is that he isn't using his cabbage wedge."

It makes sense. I mean, you hit out of the sand with a sand wedge, right?

Nice though.

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My wife, several times early on, referred to her iron marked with a "PW" as her "putting wedge." I marked it down in case we ever get a divorce as proof of our irreconcilable differences.

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i Said To My Girlfriend :' I'm Going To Buy A New Set Of Clubs'. She Said: 'haven't You Got Enough Clubs Now?!'.

You Can Never Have To Many Clubs!!!!!

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I said to my Girlfriend :' I'm going to buy a new set of clubs'. She said: 'Haven't you got enough clubs now?!'.

my wife doesn't understand why i have 10 putters, neither do i

They will beat their swords into golf clubs and their spears into putters. Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore. Old Tom Morris 2:4

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my gf said this: why do you need so many clubs? don't you just need a driver 1 iron and a putter?
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My Dad's friend used to only carry a 5 iron, sand wedge and putter in his bag.

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My wife, who loves golf had the best statement while watching the US Open. It is a little different type statement, but the most true one on this list. How does this Johnny Miller guy have a job??? He is terrible and tries to make sure he works himself into every story or statement. NBC must not get to many Golf Tourneys. I had to laugh out loud.
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My wife, who loves golf had the best statement while watching the US Open. It is a little different type statement, but the most true one on this list. How does this Johnny Miller guy have a job??? He is terrible and tries to make sure he works himself into every story or statement. NBC must not get to many Golf Tourneys. I had to laugh out loud.

hahahaha... you know Dotti, if I were shooting that shot, I would've hit a low cutting 5-iron that sweeps to get the ball on the front side of the green."

YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING THE SHOT BUDDY!
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"I think the problem is that he isn't using his cabbage wedge."

BRILLIANT!

I think Mickelson could have used his cabbage wedge on the 13th, no? I was rooting so hard for the guy. And out of all the clubs he brings, he didn't have his cabbage wedge.

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hahahaha... you know Dotti, if I were shooting that shot, I would've hit a low cutting 5-iron that sweeps to get the ball on the front side of the green."

Johnny can say whatever he wants.

He's like your crazy racist grandfather. Just blow it off.

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