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AHAHA that's great! Soo true as well. I'm sure in real life though he would'nt expect you to know all the golf termonology and advanced tricks in golf
In My Bag

Driver: Sasquatch 460 9.5°
3 Wood: Laser 3 Wood 15°
5 Wood: r7 19° (Stiff)Irons: S58 Irons 4-PW Orange DotWedge: Harmonized 60°Wedge: Z TP 54°Putter: Tiffany 34"Balls: Pro V1 Shoes: Adidas Tour 360 IIThe Meadows Golf Coursewww.themeadowsgc.comAge: 16

LOL!!!!

Nice find...I laughed so hard.
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Driver: Sasquatch SUMO² 9.5º Stiff
Hybrid: HiBore 16º (3W replacement)
Irons: Staff Ci6 3-PW StiffWedges: Vokey Spin Milled 54.10 60.04Putter: Newport Studio Style 35"Ball: Pro V1xAge: 15

Haha! Good stuff! I still wouldnt mind having him as a caddy.
Sticks
driver- X460 tour 9.5 Aldila NVS 75
irons- X-forged 3-PW TT BlackGold stiff
wedges- x-tour vintage 52, 56, 60
hybrid- FT-hybrid #2 17* putter- Sophia 33" "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."_Mario Andretti

Haha! Good stuff! I still wouldnt mind having him as a caddy.

Me either. I'm sure he's forgotten more about golf than I knew to begin with.

This was pretty funny. Thanks.

In my Pro-Walker stand bag:

Driver: Founders Club "The Judge" Graphite shaft (benched for bad play)
3-wood: 15* steel shaft
5 & 7-wood: Velocitized BBT Oversized Graphite Shaft Medium Flex 21* & 25*3-iron: Wilson Sam Snead Blue Ridge (benched for bad play)4-SW: Maker's Pride irons steel shaftsP...


HEY...I resemble those remarks!

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LDI 18*
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LMAO! Great read, laughed out loud a couple of times.

Tiger: "OK. This hole is a 220-yard par 3, slightly uphill into a light breeze. I'd probably hit a 6-iron." You: "Umm … how about if I lay up with my driver?"

Tiger: "My knee is starting to hurt." You: "Is my bag too heavy?" Tiger: "Well, that and all of this walking in the woods over rocks and branches and stuff." You: "Touché."

Tiger: "Ooooh. Tough lie in the bunker. OK, what you're going to do here is really dig in with your feet. Now choke down on the grip and open the club face. You really have to muscle this one out, OK? Position the ball a half inch inside your left sole and…" You: [Meanwhile, you pick up ball and throw it into the fairway.]

And the winner,

You: "Yes! I finally hit a fairway!" Tiger: "True. But on the wrong hole." You [in a mocking voice]: "Oooh: 'I'm Tiger Woods. I have higher standards because I'm a fancy-pants professional and I've won 14 majors!' Jerk."

In my bag:
Driver: 907D1 10.5*, Aldila Spec-Grid S67 reg
Woods: Looking for a wood. Titleist 906F4 or Nike CPR.
Utility: CPR 2-3 hybrids, 22*-26*Irons: 755 Forged 4-PW, Tri-Spec Steel RegWedges: Vokey 200 series 56.10 SW, 60.04 LWPutter: Tracy 33"Ball: DT CarryI mark my Titleist by...


Yeah, I'm not really sure which of the jokes I like the best. They were all really funny...some applied to me more than others, but regardless, really funny. They are all kind of true and show the huge differences between Tiger and us "normal" golfers.

Driver Ping G10 10.5*
Hybrids Ping G5 (3) 19* Bridgestone J36 (4) 22*
Irons Mizuno MP-57 5-PW
Wedges Srixon WG-504 52.08 Bridgestone WC Copper 56.13
Putter 33" Scotty Cameron Studio Select #2


The question is, does the winner get to pick the course?

I'd love to bring Tiger to some par 3 municipal course that is like 1500 yards long and full of 12 year olds.

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