Golf and strippers, does it mix?

[Craig Mac]

I wonder if any golfers got a hole in one

[DDBowdoin]

The last outing i went to had strippers.

what!!!! I love strippers

if they're hot its unreal, dont dig the c section scars

[hoofreak7]

what doesn't mix with strippers??

[Three Putt]

Strippers and golf don't mix. Keep the wh--es of the course, unless of course the t--ty joint rents the course for the day.

Might as well burn the 20's out of your pocket, hope you had fun.

[shredfit]

That's too funny!

It also reminds me of a story that a golf course owner told me about... Apparently, a well off(family fortune) fairly good golfer around the Twin Cities has approached many privately owned public courses with a private skins game tourney. They want to start early... and they have their own beer girls(they don't mention that they are hired strippers from a local high end strip club). They pre-purchase all drinks and tell the course owner that the girls are working for tips.

The course owner thinks this is great... He has pre-sold a ton of stuff and they are all low handicapers, so he can start sending paying customers out on the course by about 9:30. Well, after the first two tees there are about 10 girls out on the course with nothig on but $$$ filled G-strings.... and paying customers are seeing it on the back nine....

The owner finds out about it when an older couple(members) wife comes in the pro-shop yelling that there are nude women everywhere.... The owner looks out and the husband is sitting in the cart smiling from ear to ear... The owner gets in a cart and tears off to the back nine.... sure enough, naked chicks everywhere.... Tells the guy holding the tourney... NEVER AGAIN! and tries in vain to get them strippers some clothes... It's really funny the way he explains it.

[Harry Longshanks]

what!!!! I love strippers

Here's a helpful tip. Don't mention that information to the BC golfer if you get a second date.

[Ben]

They do indeed mix, under the right circumstances. Point in case, Vince Neil of Motely Crew, puts on a fundraiser tournament every year at an LA area club (Lost Canyons) One year I was lucky enough to go. A member from my course was a title sponsor (he's in the "adult entertainment" business). Not only were there scantilly clad women on most of the tees, but there were also drinking stations every fourth tee or so. Jaegermeister, tequila, beer, whiskey, vodka. I had about 3 shots of jaeger at that booth, a shot of tequila, probably 5 heinekins and a number of Crown Royals straight. Needless to say, my group found me in the bathroom at the end of the day...

[Garthmo]

This is pretty tame compared to a tourney I heard that went on in Vegas where a Brothel held a tourny and it was like 1000k to enter and you had the "services" of one of the girls as a caddie and whatever else you wanted that round if you were willing to pay for it. And from what i heard no-one shot alot of golf. but did shoot alot of ...well other stuff.

[Harry Longshanks]

I once heard stories about a tournament in New Orleans with a BJ tent on the course.