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[Uber$winG]

Basket weaving is tough - ever try to fade wicker?

[Boeing777]

You right about that, cheaper, less stress, but that means more time to stay home with wife and the 2 girls, hmmm, i think i'll stick with golf....

[flopdarock]

either your pro just has too much business flowing his way... or he just doesnt want you as a client...

id sure like to see a vid of your swing tho... charles barkleyesque?

[TinCupTampa]

If basket weaving proves to be too tough... try underwater fire prevention.

[flanagan]

Well i got my first lesson last week, my coach told me i should consider taken up basket weaving....

Why isn't this posted to the thread you started a couple of days ago about the first and second lessons? Why start a new thread, suggesting that your "coach" told you to take up basket weaving, which is obviously not true, or at least not honestly put in context, or I'm sure we would have heard about it in the other thread which is plenty about the same first golf lesson.

Sorry to be cranky, actually I guess I'm not sorry, because you are looking for pity and I'm not going to bite. Will there now be another thread started about the second lesson you have also already reported on? Will there be one or two threads about the third lesson? Will you stop taking lessons? This is starting to sound like the end of a Bullwinkle cartoon.

[LBlack14]

Why isn't this posted to the thread you started a couple of days ago about the first and second lessons? Why start a new thread, suggesting that your "coach" told you to take up basket weaving, which is obviously not true, or at least not honestly put in context, or I'm sure we would have heard about it in the other thread which is plenty about the same first golf lesson.

Are you a COP? Then don't read it!

[ks8829]

Does that mean you are a basket case? you proably just need to weave along with your progress in golf by working on your short game.

[Boeing777]

I didn't mean to ruffle anyone's feathers. I just thought i would give everyone a good laugh, or just put a smile on someone's face. That's my character, to make jokes about myself, not someone else. I'm not feeling sorry for my self, by no means. I just think it's funny when i go out and i can hit a shot that's so fat they have to call in a backhoe to come repair my divot. (Laughing) you guys should see it. The dirt, mud, everything is flying in my face when the wind catches it. It's priceless......

[flanagan]

Are you a COP? Then don't read it!

On reflection, not sorry for bringing attention to the issue, but I am sorry for the way it was put. So my sincere apologies to Boeing.

In regard to the "cop" comment, if the thread isn't tagged "please note I'm starting a new thread but this really relates to the one I already started", I'm going to read it, making the logical assumption that it is something new. If I have a comment, I'll make one, and we can debate the merits of multiple threads on the same exact topic, but that seems pointless. Obviously, it's ended up back here, so some thought was given that this is probably where it belonged.

[Boeing777]

It's all good my golf brothers. So lets all get our swords in hand and lets go to battle on field.......