Ya know what I think the worst part about golf is?

[Chris Stack]

She says it smells like metal and grass.

Funny, my wife says I make golf smell like bourbon and cheap cigars.

But the worst is the stink of your glove hand afterwards.

[kennay92]

ive never had any problem with that sorta smell besides the regular sweat smell you get when you work hard or its real hot outside. thats bout it

[whetstone]

I assume from this post that before taking up golf, you had never played outside before?

The way you smell afterward.

[Dub]

Yeah I think it's good to have a hobby, I like golf, but that smell makes me sick. I'm taking up bowling once it gets too cold to golf here.

Sorry dude....I can't help but laugh here.

Try bowhunting in the early season of Georgia...making a kill and having to bloodtrail and drag out a deer in the mid-morning heat. Next you get to clean the kill. Compared to this, golf is nothing. Yep...maybe bowling will be more agreeable for you. Hope that lane wax doesn't offend you.

[Cussin hacker]

Damb this thread stinks!!!! What the hell!!

[leo3]

The way you smell afterward.

Hahaha, WTF? Come on down to the Carolinas in July, 36 holes with the guys on Saturdays, cocktails when we're done, it might put your delicate system into sensory overload.

[Lefty-Golfer]

Funny, my wife says I make golf smell like bourbon and cheap cigars.

LOL not cheap cigars but the bourbon part...guilty.

[colin007]

i know exactly what hes talking about. my skin smells different any time after being outside for more than 1/2 hour. i think the sun on my skin makes it smell different, and my wife can always tell, she tells me i smell like the outdoors.

[Dub]

Ha, this reminds me of one of the american pie movies.

Nope....this simply reminds me of a guy I golfed with recently....he whined and complained throughout the round about all manner of stuff. I was very glad to "loose" him at the turn.

I have no tolerance for complainers. I'd rather be stuck behind a slow fivesome than be around a whimpy whiner.

[sean_miller]

I'm gonna go with slow play - especially when people are trying to copy all the routines of the pros (e.g. Jim Furyk and Camillo Vagigass)





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[PaulMVR]

I assume from this post that before taking up golf, you had never played outside before?

yeah, that's actually way true...... golf is like my first outdoor type of hobby, and I'm 21.

[pxc]

I'm blessed with a poor sense of smell. And nothing in golf could possibly compare to a football locker room. Or the smell of my gym bag. I am a man, sometimes I smell bad.

[Travtex]

I'm blessed with a poor sense of smell. And nothing in golf could possibly compare to a football locker room. Or the smell of my gym bag. I am a man, sometimes I smell bad.

"I like to smell like a man. But sometimes I like to smell like a different-smelling man."