How do you handle teens hiding in bushes who blow horn when you are teeing off?

[Danny Noonan]

You are in the midst of your swing while teeing off and teens in a bush nearby blow horn during your swing, and screw you up.

How do you handle it?

[enis750]

[wrx_junki]

Tee up a few more balls and hit in their direction.

[wubskis]

Bewilderment.

[nearwater]

I had a similar experience, not when we were teeing off but on the green!
A couple of friends and I were playing for $1 for each hole, and when I was about to make my stroke, this kid(I think..) screams in the bushes.
Every freakin stroke we make, he makes this noise in funny voice.
I was irritated at first, but as my friend missed his 4 footer and got pissed off, we all laughed it off.

Dan

[motteler621]

youve had that happen? I saw them do it on "jackass" show. My playing partners would approach the guys more than likely.

[Higgins1991]

I had a similar experience, not when we were teeing off but on the green!

This happened to a friend and I once too. Every time we were about to take a stroke some kids would whistle in the bushes to the right of us. There wasn't anyone else behind us so we just kept taking practise swings for about 3 or 4 minutes until they got bored and left.

[trickymicky69]

I would strangle the fecker until he went blue, at which point I would ask his colleagues if they fancied having a piece of me.

If they did I would smash them with alternating irons i.e

Start with a wedge, 8 iron, 5 iron....... all the way up to my driver.

That way I have been to the range without hitting a ball

[nearwater]

This happened to a friend and I once too. Every time we were about to take a stroke some kids would whistle in the bushes to the right of us. There wasn't anyone else behind us so we just kept taking practise swings for about 3 or 4 minutes until they got bored and left.

Well, that's what I was hoping for too.

I thought they'll leave if we didn't respond to them, but they were persistent. lol. We could still hear them making noises after we left. For the next two holes! haha They must have pissed off a lot of golfers that day. Oh well, we had a good laugh. After all, it's just a game, right? Dan

[BostonSully]

This seems like a solid way to handle it

[Arthur]

Could call the club house and have them arrested for trespassing if a private course. If public maybe disturbing the peace.

[wubskis]

I just realised the thread title could also be a euphemism? Uh oh.

[shades9323]

This is the very reason motteler621 keeps condoms in his bag, BAM!

[motteler621]

This is the very reason motteler621 keeps condoms in his bag, BAM!

fail........

[kpaulhus]

This is the very reason motteler621 keeps condoms in his bag, BAM!

HAHAHAHA Id hit em with a Molotov Cocktail? lol

Edit: Not motteler621....the kids.

[Stretch]

Seems to call for the Colt .45 more than the rubbers. I think there would be lot of sudden rustling in the bushes if you went to the side pocket for a new pencil and had to take your handgun out in order to get at it.

[motteler621]

Seems to call for the Colt .45 more than the rubbers. I think there would be lot of sudden rustling in the bushes if you went to the side pocket for a new pencil and had to take your handgun out in order to get at it.

haha, yea more like the colt .45. Those kids would probably crap their pants and start crying

[kennay92]

just keep going like nothing happened, dont react to it at all.. What makes it fun for them is our reaction, no reaction = eventually get bored.