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xxsoultonesxx Great Member

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How about a little something different? The format for a Haiku is 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third.

I'll start:

Course all to myself

Circles all over the card

Such a perfect day

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How about a little something different? The format for a Haiku is 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third. I'll start: Course all to myself Circles all ove

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Man in the mower, Why did you run it over? My poor little ball. :(

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Brian Manzella. What an oaf that dude can be. A short man complex. Good pre-shot routine: Consider, picture, rehearse. All there is to it. Take the club away. Stay on

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Epic slice in woods

One in one out drive for three

Where's the beer cart girl

In my bag ... 12 year old Balvenie DoubleWood


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Weight left. Shoulder down.

Hands in. Arms Straight. Tuck the butt.

That is how to swing.

Sorry, first thing that occurred to me. ;-) (Had to modify it a little bit...)

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group ahead so slow

let's bomb it over their heads

six months probation

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I hit the fairway

Only a hundred yards left

Shanked my wedge! Bogey!

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Ryan

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Bar cart finally

26 bucks for 4 beers?!?!?!?!?

Oh well, keep the change

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my bag has some shots
fades, slices, draws, pushes, hooks and duffs
find the perfect shot

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Man in the mower,

Why did you run it over?

My poor little ball. :(

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Get out of the way!

I'll drive right into your group.

It's all about me!

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