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The Golf Haiku Thread!

xxsoultonesxx

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xxsoultonesxx
xxsoultonesxx

How about a little something different? The format for a Haiku is 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third. I'll start: Course all to myself Circles all ove

MiniBlueDragon
MiniBlueDragon

Man in the mower, Why did you run it over? My poor little ball. :(

Phil McGleno
Phil McGleno

Brian Manzella. What an oaf that dude can be. A short man complex. Good pre-shot routine: Consider, picture, rehearse. All there is to it. Take the club away. Stay on

Rhyno289 Newbie

Rhyno289

Updated and more accurate version.....

Damn, I love this game!

New clubs and good friends; I swing....

@#%&*, I hate this game!

And...

Swing is effortless,

Ball soars majestically,

Sorry, Mr. Squirrel!!!


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zipazoid Great Member

zipazoid

This came about almost by accident in anonther thread. So channel your inner 5x7x5 three-line poems & post!

Like this:

Rory and Tiger

Debated ad nauseum

Both kick major butt


Golfingdad Incredible Member

Golfingdad

  zipazoid said:
Originally Posted by zipazoid

I started a thread

Without using search feature

Much egg on my face

No need to worry

Somebody merged with old thread

No one will notice

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RPMPIRE Great Member

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Using Evolvr Had a lot of push slices And now they fly straight

Best Regards,
Ryan

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JetFan1983 Super Member

JetFan1983

Erik, James, and Mike

They hit it with a pure strike.

Andy Plummer's pissed.

Constantine

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JetFan1983 Super Member

JetFan1983

Fie Diddlee Dee

It's five simple keys for me.

Now I hit it goooooooood.

Constantine

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jamo Incredible Member

jamo

Fun thread to revive. TST Golf Haiku Thread. And with that I'm done.

In my bag:

Driver: Titleist TSi3 | 15º 3-Wood: Ping G410 | 17º 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 | 19º 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo | 54º SW, 60º LW: Titleist Vokey SM8 | Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

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JetFan1983 Super Member

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  jamo said:
Originally Posted by jamo

Fun thread to revive.

TST Golf Haiku Thread.

And with that I'm done.

You know you're not done.

Don't try to pretend you're out!

Goons never say die!

Constantine

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