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montru

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montru Dedicated Member

montru

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I was playing with my daughter the other day we got paired with another couple, probably in their late 50's early 60's . She wasn't unatractive but very pleasant.

She played very well, not very long but very straight and her short game was very good.

We got to the fourth hole and she stuck it on the green about ten feet from the pin, my approach was just inside her at about eight feet.

When we got to the green she looked me straight in the eye and said "You just want to get inside me on every hole don't you?"  Well, that was it her husband just walked away laughing and I didn't know what to say. My daughter (14yr old) said "Yes, he's very competetive" .

after that my head was all over the place, my concentration was shot. Lol

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WWBDD Dedicated Member

WWBDD

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Really ... double entendre from some old bitty was enough to put you off your game?

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Really...concentration was blown after a great comment like that?  You've got some major work to do in the head case department.  Couch reservations anyone?

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Yukari Great Member

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should've asked whether it was an offer.

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montru Dedicated Member

montru

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It really was a bit awkward, I had my 14 yr old daughter with me and although I don't think the woman meant it as an offer, looking back I maybe could have turned it around if you know what I mean!

Taking my stance over almost every approach shot after that her voice was in my head lol.

Driver: Taylormade R9
3 Wood: Cobra S 9-1
5 Wood: Cobra S 9-1
7 Wood: Cobra S 9-1

Irons: Taylormade r7 Custom Fit (SW-4)

Putter: Taylormade Rossa Monza Spyder

Balls: Titleist Pro V1x


BuckeyeNut Great Member

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Originally Posted by montru

I was playing with my daughter the other day we got paired with another couple, probably in their late 50's early 60's . She wasn't unatractive but very pleasant.

She played very well, not very long but very straight and her short game was very good.

We got to the fourth hole and she stuck it on the green about ten feet from the pin, my approach was just inside her at about eight feet.

When we got to the green she looked me straight in the eye and said "You just want to get inside me on every hole don't you?"  Well, that was it her husband just walked away laughing and I didn't know what to say. My daughter (14yr old) said "Yes, he's very competetive" .

after that my head was all over the place, my concentration was shot. Lol



You felt challenged by a kind 60yr old lady?  Really?......you need to chill and have fun.  I promise you....she wasn't challenging your manhood.  LOL

Seriously???...I hope you are just joking.

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cruzthepug Dedicated Member

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I'm sure she didn't realize what she said and the way it could have sounded. You should have replied something like "Well, if you don't think your husband will mind". Some type of joking response would have got the thought out of your head and not ruined your round, and it would have been pretty funny when she realized what she said.


WWBDD Dedicated Member

WWBDD

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Originally Posted by cruzthepug

I'm sure she didn't realize what she said and the way it could have sounded.

It's an old joke ... of course she knew how it sounded.

In my bag ... 12 year old Balvenie DoubleWood


Shorty Super Member

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I heard this one about 20 years ago. It's a very old "joke".

And not even a particularly funny one, unless you are 12.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


sean_miller Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by WWBDD

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Originally Posted by cruzthepug

I'm sure she didn't realize what she said and the way it could have sounded.

It's an old joke ... of course she knew how it sounded.



It sounds like she may have been there when it was first told.

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WWBDD Dedicated Member

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It sounds like she may have been there when it was first told.

It was hot the first time she said it ... Tom Morris blushed.

In my bag ... 12 year old Balvenie DoubleWood


sean_miller Incredible Member

sean_miller

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Originally Posted by cruzthepug

I'm sure she didn't realize what she said and the way it could have sounded. You should have replied something like "Well, if you don't think your husband will mind". Some type of joking response would have got the thought out of your head and not ruined your round, and it would have been pretty funny when she realized what she said.



No, he'd have thought, "Oh why the F did I go and say that to that old lady - especially with my 14 year old daughter here?!?!?"

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