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... as soon as they rename the longest club in the bag the "slicer" and change the rules so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.  Whose idea was this stupid game anyway?

Sorry, just felt the need to post in response to the lurker call out thread ;)

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  matic said:
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... as soon as they rename the longest club in the bag the "slicer" and change the rules so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.  Whose idea was this stupid game anyway?

Sorry, just felt the need to post in response to the lurker call out thread ;)

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I lol'd.

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... as soon as they rename the longest club in the bag the "slicer" and change the rules so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.  Whose idea was this stupid game anyway?

Sorry, just felt the need to post in response to the lurker call out thread ;)

Nice! Now get an avatar! ;)

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I like it!  Welcome.

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... as soon as they rename the longest club in the bag the "slicer" and change the rules so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.  Whose idea was this stupid game anyway?

Sorry, just felt the need to post in response to the lurker call out thread ;)

LOL.  If this was indeed the new criteria to being a tour pro, then I would definitely surpass Jack's 18 majors...

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... as soon as they rename the longest club in the bag the "slicer" and change the rules so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.  Whose idea was this stupid game anyway?

Sorry, just felt the need to post in response to the lurker call out thread ;)

Hilarious!

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Spectacular. I'll be in contention myself when that happens.

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... so that the object is to hide your ball in the woods so your opponents can't find it.

I'm confused....are you implying that isn't the objective?     Damn, that means I've been doing it wrong all these years as I was just getting pretty proficient with the sliced/shanked-shot-into-the-wilderness game.

Very funny at your thread title - good starter!

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Thanks guys ;)  I will post an update when I have an avatar and if any of my unsuspecting golf partners somehow find a ball in the woods.


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  Tomboys said:
LOL.  If this was indeed the new criteria to being a tour pro, then I would definitely surpass Jack's 18 majors...

Im not so sure...the competition would be tougher than ever.

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I am pretty sure if they changed the rules to this I would hit every ball down the middle of the fairway and be on here asking how to get the ball to turn into the woods.

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I am pretty sure if they changed the rules to this I would hit every ball down the middle of the fairway and be on here asking how to get the ball to turn into the woods.

Hahahaha, so true.

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