Stretch

Not yet bro, but give me a few hours.

Amen. Which was completely ripped off from this book, which I highly recommend.

Pin positions on 1 & 2 today. Wow that's nasty.

As the actress said to the bishop ...

Quit drinking for a couple of months. It sucked. Now drinking Oogie, which does not.

Raining here. Going with happy music.

Might have a tenner on Miley.

Thanks Erik & Mike! With my turning components, A2 has to look just a teeny bit overdone to get me to the top in decent shape.

Months ago! Have started working seriously again on changing the picture. The practice swing is getting minty. Drop a ball, though, and I can't hit it for shit.

Haven't been around the forum for a while. About to move the family from South Africa to the UK and the logistics are keeping me on the hop. But the low carb diet (I aim for

Miguel is high on life (and Rioja). Friend of mine told a funny story about Jimenez warming up one morning on the range at the Spanish course he used to teach at. He rocks up at the academy beforehand to say hello and says it's fine if the assistants want to come to the range to video him or whatever. When they get there, he's drinking red wine straight from the bottle and can't hit two consecutive shots anywhere near the same direction. Block slices, pull hooks right off the property. The guys come back and say holy shit this dude is drunk off his ass and is going to shoot 100 today in the pro-am for sure. Of course he goes out an posts a ho-hum 65. No one knows how he does it ...

This was today. Easy course, but the greens were hollow tined and sanded last week and were wet with heavy dew this morning. I reckon they were stimping around 5. Putting was brutal.

On behalf of all of us who think that'd be a pretty nice little Saturday, I just like to say **** you!

Bunch of people who's kids are still alive only because the stabber was the only person in America without access to a Bushmaster at home! Sorry Dave.

I'll take 15 mph more, please!

When I first registered here on the Sand Trap in (I think) 2010 -- I was 40 and probably about a 16 handicap.

Yeah, it didn't last. I hit it all over the shop and -- in the words of Dean Wormer (more or less) -- short, drunk and crooked is no way to go through life, son.

+1. So choice. Wish I could play the blades but I just can't with my swing speed and launch angles. Beautiful Edels there, too. My personal short list of the absolute best gear in the game: Woods -- Wishon. Irons -- Miura. Wedges and putter -- Edel. Get fitted properly into those and you are DONE.

Haven't bought any irons for 4 years because my fitter is a friend and hadn't found anything that might suit me better. Until now. Going for the Miura PP straight necks (minimum offset) with Aerotech Steelfiber shafts and he's going to take out the gold fill in the emblem because that sucks. Test club feels like rubbing a pat of butter all over Paulina Gretzky's boobs would feel. I imagine.

Would suck less. Definitely.

Reminds me of an old London finance joke. Drunk chick hitting on City boy in wine bar: "So, what's the first thing you would do if you suddenly had 10 million pounds in the bank?" City boy: "Go find the bastard who stole the rest of my money!"

Skankilicious! And I'm sorry, but does anyone else think that Golf Digest editor-in-chief Jerry Tarde must have had no fun at all in high school? Thanks a lot Mom and Dad.