Be ready to tee off when approaching tee box!
Keep practise swings to a minimum! Not 5!
On the tee box, DONT TALK!....DRIVE!
If you must talk on the phone, do this while walking to the ball, not stood over it!
Leave the green immediately after putting!
Do scoring on the next tee box!
For walkers! (Like me)
When approaching ball on fairway, walk to ball and leave cart on right hand side of ball,
NEXT to the ball!! NOT 20 yards away!
When on the green, leave cart on the side of the green nearest next tee box! take putter out and walk to ball! (Prevents lap of honour with push cart after you putt out!)
Lost balls: if there's a chance, look for it!
If there's no chance,... Forget it!!!!
It's just a ball, and you should be using cheap ones anyway because your rubbish!
Before you pull out a sandwich, coffee, beer, phone, cigar or penis, just think and look behind you occasionally!
It's a nice long walk, there's plenty of time for laughs and fun on the fairways!