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We've all got them, we've all heard them, what are your favorites??

Mine is:

"She was ugly, but she had big ti---"

Translation:
I just hit one off the hosel that bounced back into the middle of the fairway, or other cruddy swing that ends up with a good result.

In my bag:

360 10.5 44.5 Prolaunch
300 Tour 15 EI-70
V-Steel 21 (POS!, bye bye) TA-7 Tour 4-PW 56 & 60 588's Anser 2 Laddie (Why??)Mini bottles of Jim Beam...Oops.


Posted
GET IN THE HOOOLLL-@!#!@**strangles self**
In my bag:

Driver: R540xd
3wood: F-50
3-PW: MP-60Wedges: misc. + RAC Chrome 56°Putter: Oz Blue ChipBall: One Platinum

Posted
"well your dancin, but theres no music playin"

someone hits the green but is miles from the cup.
Sticks
driver- X460 tour 9.5 Aldila NVS 75
irons- X-forged 3-PW TT BlackGold stiff
wedges- x-tour vintage 52, 56, 60
hybrid- FT-hybrid #2 17* putter- Sophia 33" "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."_Mario Andretti

Posted
We've all got them, we've all heard them, what are your favorites??

Similar to this, a former UK athlete, Sally Gunnell...

After hitting a worm burner, your shot is a Sally Gunnell... Ugly as f*** but runs for miles :D

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Fusion #3
Big Bertha Warbird #5
755 3-PW
Vokey SM56.10 & 60.08 White Hot 2-ball


Posted
We've all got them, we've all heard them, what are your favorites??

Literally laughed out loud at this.

In The Bag:
905R UST V2 Stiff
906F2 UST V2 Stiff
3DX dc 17* Stiff
2300 IM 4-PW Stiff CG 12 Black Pearl 52*, 56*, 60* C67 Pro V1x


Posted
Similar to this, a former UK athlete, Sally Gunnell...

A Paula (Radcliff ),ugly as f888 and runs for further than a sally

In The Bag
Mizuno MX 560 Driver
Taylor made 3 wood
Mizuno HIFLI 21*
Mizuno MX 25's 4-pwMizuno MX series wedges 50, 56*/11 & 60*Bettinardi C02 putter4 bottles of pilsner,2 packs cigars


Posted
A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be

In The Bag
Mizuno MX 560 Driver
Taylor made 3 wood
Mizuno HIFLI 21*
Mizuno MX 25's 4-pwMizuno MX series wedges 50, 56*/11 & 60*Bettinardi C02 putter4 bottles of pilsner,2 packs cigars


Posted
" You're at Spar ."

The franchise shop Spar ( www.spar.ie ) - has a logo of a tree and their trademark punchline is "Under the tree, At Spar"

We have a Paula Radcliffe/Sallyy Gunnell here in Irerland - a Sonia (O'Sullivan)

There's also a Hitler (two shots in the bunker)

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Taylormade R9 10.5 L Grafalloy Prolaunch Platinum stiff 65g
Taylormade R9 15 NU YS+6 stiff 65g
Taylormade R9 19 NU YS+6 stiff 65g
Taylormade Tour Preferred 4-PW KBS Tour X-Stiff Cleveland CG12 RTG+ DSG 51Cleveland CG12 RTG+ DSG 55Cleveland CG12 RTG+ DSG 59Yes! Tracy II putterTitleist...


Posted
"Brilliant!!!" - Like in the Guiness beer commercials...

Nike VR S Covert Tour Driver 2.0, 8.5* S
Nike VR S Covert Tour 3-Wood (15*) S
Nike VR Forged Split Cavity (2-5)

Nike VR Forged TW Blades (6-PW)

Titleist Vokey SM4 54* Wedge

Nike VR X3X Wedge 58*

Nike Method Core 1 Putter

Titleist ProV1

"Hakuna Matata - It means no worries..."


Posted
"I just hit an Oral Roberts shot."
"What's an Oral Roberts shot?"
"Heel me straight!"

Best, Mike Elzey

In my bag:
Driver: Cleveland Launcher 10.5 stiff
Woods: Ping ISI 3 and 5 - metal stiffIrons: Ping ISI 4-GW - metal stiffSand Wedges: 1987 Staff, 1987 R-90Putter: two ball - black bladeBall: NXT Tour"I think what I said is right but maybe not.""If you know so much, why are you...


Posted
"AMF"-Adios Mother Bleeper. Say this when I'm putting downhill and the ball just keeps rolling and rolling past the cup.

Titleist 905T Accra SC75 M4 Shaft

Nike SQ 4W Accra T70 M4 Shaft
HB001 17* Hybrid with Mitsubishi Diamana Thump X Stiff Flex
Baffler Pro 20* Accra Axiv 105 Tour Hybrid Shaft

Taylor Made 24* Burner Accra Axiv 105 Tour Hybrid Shaft

Mizuno MP-32 5-PW Black Oxide Finish Project X 6.0 Shafts

Vokey 52* Oil Can Finish TTDG S400 Shaft

Cleveland 588 60* TTDG S400 Shaft

Rife Bimini Blade Putter

 

Ball-White and Round

 


Posted
"Well, there's no pictures on scorecards" ...after my friend blades his wedge from 100 into a greenside mound and it jumps left onto the green and proceeds to roll up next to the cup.

"Looks like I got a member's bounce" ...as his tee shot flies out of the right woods after hitting a tree only to land dead center in the fairway.

"swimming" or "that's wet!" are always fun things to hear

"better grab some sunblock for your trip to the beach" ...smart ass remark about my ball landing in the bunker.

USA - U Still Away
My Clubs: Callaway FT-i Tour LCG 9.5° w/ Matrix Ozik Xcon 6 stiff; Sonartec GS Tour 14° w/ Graphite Design Red Ice 70 stiff; Adams Idea Pro 2h(18°) & 3h(20°) w/ Aldila VS Proto 80 stiff; Adams Idea Pro Forged 4-PW w/ TT Black Gold stiff; Cleveland CG12 DSG RTG 52°-10° & 58°-10°; Odyssey...

Posted
when someone hits a worm burner off the tee

"was that your putter you hit?"

They will beat their swords into golf clubs and their spears into putters. Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore. Old Tom Morris 2:4


Posted
"swimming"

i play with some italians and we say "swimming with the fishes"

They will beat their swords into golf clubs and their spears into putters. Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore. Old Tom Morris 2:4


Posted
my playing partners always say to me -'I dont go that far on holiday!'

others, ....'brakes!', 'go low', 'air mail the green', 'yipper', 'got the whiffs', 'Nigerian Railway' (Non Return), 'Billy the Blade', 'chop it up', 'lets give this some Weetabix', 'get some jizz on this', 'roofed it!'.

I'll try to think of more.

Posted
A Glen Miller...............didnt make it across the water

In The Bag
Mizuno MX 560 Driver
Taylor made 3 wood
Mizuno HIFLI 21*
Mizuno MX 25's 4-pwMizuno MX series wedges 50, 56*/11 & 60*Bettinardi C02 putter4 bottles of pilsner,2 packs cigars


Posted
when someone hits a worm burner off the tee

The other side of that one:

Was that your wedge? When they pop up the driver. Another favorite: Was that your Sally Wedge? When my buddy laid up on 170 yard shot because he couldn't carry the water.
My Bag

Driver: Sumo 460 10.5º Stiff
4 & 7 Woods: T-40 Stiff
Irons: Tight Lies GT 3-PWWedges: Tom Watson SignaturePutter: Daiwa DG-245Ball: One PlatinumGone Golfin'

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