What your favorite brain teaser or joke?

[ks8829]

1) Can you see farther in the day time or at night?

2) Why are man holes round?

3) What five letter word has 4 personal pronoun in it?

4) Whats heavier a ton of lead or a ton of feathers?














Answers:
4) equal
3) Usher
2) Man holes are round so you can easily move them and they won't fall into the hole
1) night, you can see as far as the stars.

[Soup Fan]

Why does Lindsey Lohan exist?

PEDERASTS

[Harry Longshanks]

A dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

[ks8829]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
















7, 8, 9


7 ate 9

[srjorion]

What English word is spelled wrong by most Americans?








































Answer: "wrong"

[FlopShotArtist]

How far can you walk into the forest?

Half way. The other half and you're walking out.

[TCCcaddie]

Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?














































Ones a sick duck, i forget the rest but your mother's a *****.

[ks8829]

What do you call it when you can't go pee









urine trouble

[Dent]

turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?"









Answer: Yes, I can.

"can you guess the riddle"

[whip_it_out]

How far can you walk into the forest?

Half way.

when you reach half way, then youre walking out. I didnt read the spoiler, promise. I didnt notice what it was till i went back. My tech teacher got everyone with that, As to my favorite thing- My Kojak Sun

[The Rambler]

1. If a plane crashed on the exact border of the US and Canada, where would the survivors be buried?

2. How much dirt is in a hole










1. You don't bury survivors
2. There isn't dirt in a hole

[1UnderU]

When is a door not a door?

















When it's ajar.

[Ping Guy]

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?















Einstein's thingy. (the vulgar version is more effective)
I'm new. I don't know if this is inappropriate.

[Shindig]

Golf-specific is still the one about the guy who hits a shot from the first tee that goes into the cup on the 18th green. I don't get tired of that one.


Silly brain teaser is the one with U2 crossing the bridge.


But I also don't get tired of "Do they have a fourth of July in England?"

[Three Putt]

A farmer wants you to plant 10 trees in 5 rows, each row has 4 trees in it.

[ks8829]

1) Why did the solider salute the refrigerator?



1a) Because it was made by General Electric


my 7 year olf daughter likes this joke.

[FlopShotArtist]

You can dig 1.3 holes in 15 minutes. You can dig 2 holes in 20. You can dig one hole in 10 minutes. How long does it take to dig a half of a hole?

You can't dig a half of a hole.

[gsu_paintballer]

You can dig 1.3 holes in 15 minutes. You can dig 2 holes in 20. You can dig one hole in 10 minutes. How long does it take to dig a half of a hole?

I freakin did the math on that for like a whole minute.