You know your a golf addict when...

[ks8829]

1) You proposal to your girlfriend on a golf course, 7th Tee box at Pebble Beach.
2) During your wedding celebration, you have the wedding party hold up golf clubs and cross forming a tunnel for the bride and groom to walk under.

[walk18]

...you spend a ton of money to upgrade your cable package solely for the golf channel

[MI Rob]

...when you break windows in your apartment hitting foam balls with your 3-iron.....

That's a good one. But I have to ask, why were you hitting a 3-iron in your house? Haha

[JessN16]

1) You proposal to your girlfriend on a golf course, 7th Tee box at Pebble Beach.

^^^Winner^^^

2) During your wedding celebration, you have the wedding party hold up golf clubs and cross forming a tunnel for the bride and groom to walk under.

^^^On second thought, just maybe reeeeeeally disturbed.^^^

Jess

[PEZGolf]

Here are a couple of others (the first is not an original,since it is an old, old golf joke):

You know that you are a golf addict when:

1. You pause on the first tee as the funeral procession passes by for your poor wife, and you had to play your regular round with your "golf buddies". "She would want me to be here with you guys," is your verbal justification.

2. You call in sick for the eighth time in the golf season, and are shown on TV winning a charity golf tournament, and get a call from your boss that night telling you that you can play golf every day from now on.

3. You cannot remember the birthdays for your wife or children or your wedding anniversary but you can remember every shot you hit 30 years ago in the "greatest golf victory" of your life.

4. You spend $800 for the "greatest driver ever made", and triple all your wagers with your buddies because you are convinced this is the "secret weapon" that will make you the golfer you have dreamed of being.

5. The weather is crummy on the Sabbath so you go to church, and the Pastor welcomes greets you as a "new visitor". And he married you and your wife.

[iacas]

... you start a website with a free forum that lets all you nuts in.

M e r r y C h r i s t m a s

[TommyD69]

You name your sons "William" and "Benjamin"... after Hogan!

[sirshanksalot]

When it's windy outside and you spit to see how much the wind affects the flight of your saliva and think how it would affect your shot if you were in the field.

[Elvisliveson]

That's a good one. But I have to ask, why were you hitting a 3-iron in your house? Haha

You have to ask him that? Heck I hit driver in my living room.

[PEZGolf]

... you start a website with a free forum that lets all you nuts in.

You deserve a medal for doing it. It is my hope that I am a "golf nut", and not some other kind of nut. Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[Three Putt]

When you are driving if you cross the centerline of the road, or run the tires in the gutter when passing a golf course (and slowing down the car)....watching someone on the course hit a shot. Then you critique the guys course management the next 5 minutes to yourself.


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.