The Ten Rules of Bedroom Golf

[Mr Eagle]

1. Each player must provide his own equipment,usually one club and two balls
2.Play on a hole must be approved by the owner of the course
3.Unlike outdoor golf the object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible or untill the owner of the course is satisfied that play is complete.Faluire to abide by this rule may result in being denied playing privaliges in future
4.For most effective play course owners maycheck clubs for stiffness before play begins
5.Course owners may restrict the length of club used to avoide any possible damage
6 It is considered bad form to play the hole on arrival at the course.Experianced players admire the hole course especially the well formed bunkers before play
7 It is sound advice whilst on a course that you dont mention previous courses played
8 .Players are advised to always provide proper rain gear
9 Players should make sure that games are properly booked particually when playing a course for the first time.Previous players tend to become irate when other plyers play on what they consider a private course

10 Players should always ask the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine

[finoky]

Haha, too funny!

[Bug Bunny]

[Knockglock]

Hahahaha :) too funny! Especially the last one!

[Dub]

Funny stuff.....especailly as I've been disavowed from the privaledge of playing night golf the past few nights......headaches....gotta work early....etc.


Should give me some extra yardage on my tee shots during tomorrow's early tee time.

[Motley01]

lol'd awesome!

[sp33d]

indeed, riveting sir.

[is2linda]

haha good stuff.

[Cussin hacker]

Now thats funny stuff. I bout busted a rib on #7.

#11 If while playing you make the course sprinkler come on, keep playing, it will stop and you will be rewarded.

[bIGwIRE]

#11 If while playing you make the course sprinkler come on, keep playing, it will stop and you will be rewarded.

lmao

#12-- playing a new course without written consent from your home course will result in severe penalty, including possible shaft damage. #13-- pace of play is to be determined by the course owner, not the group in front of you.

[kris]

haha oh man these are funny :)

[flopdarock]

......lol

[Cussin hacker]

#14 For skilled players only! It is possible to play two courses at the same time. Warning!! Only if permission has been granted from your home course. Thouro inspection of your shaft will be performed by both course owner's pryor to play.

#15 Alternitive rules golf does allow more than one shaft to be played at back nine only course's. NOT FOR MOST GOLFER'S!

[Harry Truman]

#16 It is advisable to warm up at the range before play

[Dammit]

I'll admit it, I've never been accused of "slow play".