Trophy Wives of Tour Players

[bigoak]

There is hope for you guys. The babes are not all taken. Become a multimillionare, travel the country and the world, work on weekends, get a great pad and car and the babes will flock to you.

[shades9323]

You forgot being able to write your name in the snow. Unless your name has 8 letters in it, like mine does.

Do you have the bladder of an old lady or something? I could probably spell the names of half of Tigers ho train after a few beers.

[te3point5]

Looks like Jimmy Furyk did well. I don't think she'd be with him if he were a shoe salesman.

I wonder if SHE's got a double overlapping grip. hehe, sorry.

[Fat Slice]

This thread is comedy.

[senorchipotle]

I have often opined that if I were able to have some kind of super human powers bestowed upon me by; for instance, being struck by a bolt of lightning, drinking from the same river that feeds Three Mile Island, or falling into bed with a very nubile Kim Kardashian , that I would both wish and want those super powers to be somehow connected to the supernal ability to make good looking women take part in the Sapphic honored tradition of cunnalingus… In my opinion, there is nothing in life that can’t be improved upon by a good old fashioned lesbian sex scene.

i believe you've got the largest vocabulary i've ever seen, and i've seen many.

[Stretch]

Nothing improves a limited vocabulary like a good old fashioned lesbian sex scene.

[kafka01]

i believe you've got the largest vocabulary i've ever seen, and i've seen many.

That might be true, but i dont know if that helps much if you have to read it 5 times to understand what he is saying.

BTW "drinking from the same river that feeds Three Mile Island" - you better make sure you take a sip after the water passed Three Mile Island, otherwise cow manure and sewage wont give you much superpowers....

[BonoVox]

Some things aren't fair in life...

Well if you wear Armani to a LPGA tourney you should have people to call people.

[BonoVox]

Perhaps with the ladies stroking the newest Scotty Cameron offering? While watching the Big Break?

Oh man. This thread is full of FAIL!

[kafka01]

There is hope for you guys. The babes are not all taken. Become a multimillionare, travel the country and the world, work on weekends, get a great pad and car and the babes will flock to you.

How about that - just have a regular well paying job, stop by the Futures Tour and pick up a Carling? The expectations there are much lower and easier to satisfy

But you have to go with some of the chicks who are long enough on the Tour to realize they dont cut it, otherwise you have to deal with those "I´m gonna be the next No. 1" attitudes...

[colin007]

i believe you've got the largest vocabulary i've ever seen, and i've seen many.

he doesnt know how to spell "cunnilingus", though. and yes, i dont pay attention to a lot of grammar issues like apostrophes or capitalization.

[senorchipotle]

he doesnt know how to spell "cunnilingus", though. and yes, i dont pay attention to a lot of grammar issues like apostrophes or capitalization.

lol, well. he's posted for a while now, sparingly. after reading many of his posts, it'd take a fool not to realize he's a quick witted, intelligent individual. albeit he may misspell a word here and there.

[colin007]

lol, well. he's posted for a while now, sparingly. after reading many of his posts, it'd take a fool not to realize he's a quick witted, intelligent individual. albeit he may misspell a word here and there.

yes, but it is really such an important word. we musnt get things like that wrong! :)

[Golfwolf]

I felt the need to add a pic of a hottie from a few years back, it was taken in 2004 but I always found this pic to be very appealing to my tastes. This is David Toms' wife from an SI shoot....