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Zeph Incredible Member

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If I was one of the worlds best golfers and had the option to get a beautiful woman (preferably brunette), I'd take it. Of course one I liked, but that would probably be possible.

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te3point5 Well Established Member

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I don’t think there is a planet in our solar system where Chris Evert would ever qualify as a trophy wife… even when she was young and easy and wrinkle free.

HAHAHA, I spit my water all over my keyboard.

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jldavis73 Well Established Member

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I wonder if there are "trophy husbands" on the LPGA!?! Wow, I must admit that's a nutty little idea...
Bob: "Hey, let's wear some super tight Lee jeans and head on down to the Kraft Nabisco!"
Earl: "Sounds great. Maybe we can meet one of those real curvy ladies, take us out for a drink and some White Castle!"
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senorchipotle Great Member

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i was standing about 10 ft. from jason day's wife at the byron nelson this year, and she was pretty damn fine, and she didn't have brown hair. considering they got married so young, i reckon they went to high school together. not quite sure what he was thinking getting married so young, but to each his own.
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Chilli Dipper Great Member

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Agree 100% on this. I was able to carry the player sign at the 1999 PGA at Medinah. Two of the days Billy Mayfair was in my group...he wife was smokin' hot. Have you ever seen Billy up close...he is one fugly looking dude.

Billy Mayfair's fugliness could be recognized from the Goodyear blimp.

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i was standing about 10 ft. from jason day's wife at the byron nelson this year, and she was pretty damn fine, and she didn't have brown hair. considering they got married so young, i reckon they went to high school together. not quite sure what he was thinking getting married so young, but to each his own.

and for the record, she was waaaaaay out of his league.

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2bGood Dedicated Member

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I wonder if there are "trophy husbands" on the LPGA!?! Wow, I must admit that's a nutty little idea...

No but there are trophy wives on the LPGA. The Kraft Nabisco Championship is one of the largest lesbian gatherings around.

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I have often opined that if I were able to have some kind of super human powers bestowed upon me by; for instance, being struck by a bolt of lightning, drinking from the same river that feeds Three Mile Island, or falling into bed with a very nubile Kim Kardashian , that I would both wish and want those super powers to be somehow connected to the supernal ability to make good looking women take part in the Sapphic honored tradition of cunnalingus… In my opinion, there is nothing in life that can’t be improved upon by a good old fashioned lesbian sex scene.

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jldavis73 Well Established Member

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I have often opined that if I were able to have some kind of super human powers bestowed upon me by; for instance, being struck by a bolt of lightning, drinking from the same river that feeds Three Mile Island, or falling into bed with a very nubile Kim Kardashian , that I would both wish and want those super powers to be somehow connected to the supernal ability to make good looking women take part in the Sapphic honored tradition of cunnalingus… In my opinion, there is nothing in life that can’t be improved upon by a good old fashioned lesbian sex scene.

Perhaps with the ladies stroking the newest Scotty Cameron offering? While watching the Big Break?

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pittpanther Dedicated Member

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Some things aren't fair in life...

If you're a hot babe, you can show up at a golf tourney in a dress and heels, and catch the eye of a (presumably unmarried) PGA Tour player. I'm pretty sure a note will make it's way to you with contact information, and away you go to the good life.

I can go to an LPGA match with my best Armani, and the players would never make the first move. And I would not be allowed to introduce myself or make any kind of advance to the players. No matter how much I look like Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington.

My only shot at meeting the women would be to be a really rich guy who could get in touch through their management company (have my people call her people), or perhaps at a sponsor event, where again I would need to be a rich guy, or at least in a company that's well-connected.

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nickel_aTm Well Established Member

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Looks like Jimmy Furyk did well. I don't think she'd be with him if he were a shoe salesman.

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jamo Incredible Member

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I believe Daniel Tosh said it best when I saw him live: "Ugly girls are like men. They are going to have to work their whole lives."

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billysandy Dedicated Member

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John Daly's wife was among the spectators at this years british open, and when she walked past us, in her funky golf trousers, damn she was hot. I watched her as she squeezed greenside at the 9th on sunday, and watch all the men she was passing. They COULDN'T keep their eyes off her. Hilarious.
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kafka01 Great Member

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Looks like Jimmy Furyk did well. I don't think she'd be with him if he were a shoe salesman.

Do you think he asked her out before or after he showed her his swing?

John Daly's wife was among the spectators at this years british open, and when she walked past us, in her funky golf trousers, damn she was hot. I watched her as she squeezed greenside at the 9th on sunday, and watch all the men she was passing. They COULDN'T keep their eyes off her. Hilarious.

They are not so long together i think - and its not that Daly is swimming in cash or successful on the course at the moment. Quite the contrary - on a golf channel docu i saw her typing "begging letters" to let him play in tournaments. So i guess some of these chicks arent even that picky.

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pittpanther Dedicated Member

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Looks like Jimmy Furyk did well. I don't think she'd be with him if he were a shoe salesman.

If there was an "Ugliest Guy on the PGA Tour" contest...

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jamo Incredible Member

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If there was an "Ugliest Guy on the PGA Tour" contest...

...Jim Furyk would barely lose of Tim Herron.

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Clambake Great Member

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Some things aren't fair in life...

Yeah you're right, we men really have to endure a lot of problems, like making 150% of the salary for the same work, not having that annoying glass ceiling to keep us in our rightful place, not having to endure the pain of childbirth, being able to pee standing up etc. It's just not fair - not fair at all - what we have to endure!
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Yeah you're right, we men really have to endure a lot of problems, like making 150% of the salary for the same work, not having that annoying glass ceiling to keep us in our rightful place, not having to endure the pain of childbirth, being able to pee standing up etc. It's just not fair - not fair at all - what we have to endure!

You forgot being able to write your name in the snow. Unless your name has 8 letters in it, like mine does.

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