Favorite Golf Quotes

[EasyGolf]

Hey everyone! Thought I would start it off with my favorite golf quote of all time,

"Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf."
Jack Benny

Now its your turn!

[saevel25]

"You can lay up when your dead"

Greens Keeper at Augusta National

[senorchipotle]

If you're caught on a golf course during a lightning storm, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino

[bpschmid]

"Still a little pizza left in that box..", when your partner's putt comes up short.

[Rexx]

If you're caught on a golf course during a lightning storm, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino

You can never go wrong with

Trevino Quotes .

[Flounder]

Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

[RC]

Two come to mind about putting.
1. Never take the price sticker off the shaft because when you do the putts stop falling.
2. Man, that putt looked good right up until you hit it.

[The Recreational Golfer]

Bob Hope: I shot a 78 at Riviera yesterday.
Straightman: Congratulations. That's a great score.
Hope: Yes. I've never shot 77 before.
S: Didn't you say it was a 78?
Hope: Well, I was just improving my lie.

[JWL1957]

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make?

Walter Hagen

[Chev]

"My yonder was good, my towards was off." Co-worker.

[Stretch]

"No putt is too short to be despised." -- Bobby Jones.

[Mattplusness]

"Happiness is a long walk with a putter"

[Elvisliveson]

"My ballstriking was awful, but I made up for it by not putting out".

[boogielicious]

"Where did it go?" - Danny Noonan

"Right in the lumber yard." - Ty Webb