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Need more pitch elbow

and to release 1 and 4

faster to push draw.

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xxsoultonesxx
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How about a little something different? The format for a Haiku is 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third. I'll start: Course all to myself Circles all ove

MiniBlueDragon
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Man in the mower, Why did you run it over? My poor little ball. :(

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Brian Manzella. What an oaf that dude can be. A short man complex. Good pre-shot routine: Consider, picture, rehearse. All there is to it. Take the club away. Stay on

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Thirteen greens today Lucky to card an eighty My putting licks balls

Stretch.

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One good shot is all,

One good shot for the whole day,

To make a good day.

Mark Boyd of the Clan Boyd
"Retired in my Dreams"

 


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Hole in one would be Nice to see, please pretty please Uno para me

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Left the ball will go,
Into a neighbor's window,
I run away fast.

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This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.




Took me forever

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"You're thinking about

Your golf swing right now aren't you?"

She says, during sex.

Stretch.

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Laugh at partner's flub

Tee up and give mighty swing

Yep, I'm still away

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-Bob

If it ain't broke, you're just not trying.-- Red Green


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Feeling like a pro

Duff it to the ladies tee

Pull out your weenie

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No one's been posting

I guess I'll make a haiku

Oops, time to tee off

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Someone always talks

All the while I am swinging.

Voices in my head

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Tried the Shotmaker

Harrison makes this insert.

I like it so far.

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