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Kieran123 Great Member

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You're 13, so I will give you some slack.....but...how can you be in love with a girl on youtube?

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Eh.  Obsessive early teen crushes on famous girls was never my thing.  At least if your crush is the hot girl a few grades older than you then you can have marginally realistic fantasies about some situation where she realizes how awesome you are and wants to get naked and bounce around with you.

And what's up with taking the high road on rubbing one out thinking about her?  You're 13.  That's sort of your job.  And you (hopefully) will only ever have sex with non-porn stars.  Sooner the better to get over hang ups about how only porn stars are so dirty they want to be fantasized about or slept with.  Hard to have good sex or a healthy relationship with those kind of feelings swimming around down in the depths...

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LuciusWooding Great Member

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I suggest you watch Fooly Cooly from start to finish, it's free on youtube. Only 6 episodes, one of the classic animes of all time. A word of advice; don't try to focus on the superficial plot points and the weird stuff, the metaphors and characters should resonate with any young man if you understand them. Great music too. And if you don't understand it, you'll be too confused to think about girls for a little while.

It's a great coming of age story, I didn't get it the first time I saw it though. Falling in love with a girl for the first time feels a lot like getting run over by a vespa, then hit in the face with a bass guitar.

As for the girl, she won't be the first. Probably not the most painful, either. Being told it's unrealistic, knowing it's unrealistic, won't help much. It's irrational and never happens the way you want it to. Sort of like driving the green on a short par 4 with water all around. Even if you take the shot, hit the best shot of your life, and manage to hit the green, you still probably won't score . Some people will keep trying the shot because they're dreamers, others will know it won't happen and lay up. But it's something to experience yourself, and we all get lucky now and then.

If it doesn't work out, or you decide not to go for it, there are still plenty of other holes.

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Kieran123 Great Member

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Originally Posted by LuciusWooding

I suggest you watch Fooly Cooly from start to finish, it's free on youtube. Only 6 episodes, one of the classic animes of all time. A word of advice; don't try to focus on the superficial plot points and the weird stuff, the metaphors and characters should resonate with any young man if you understand them. Great music too. And if you don't understand it, you'll be too confused to think about girls for a little while.

It's a great coming of age story, I didn't get it the first time I saw it though. Falling in love with a girl for the first time feels a lot like getting run over by a vespa, then hit in the face with a bass guitar.

As for the girl, she won't be the first. Probably not the most painful, either. Being told it's unrealistic, knowing it's unrealistic, won't help much. It's irrational and never happens the way you want it to. Sort of like driving the green on a short par 4 with water all around. Even if you take the shot, hit the best shot of your life, and manage to hit the green, you still probably won't score. Some people will keep trying the shot because they're dreamers, others will know it won't happen and lay up. But it's something to experience yourself, and we all get lucky now and then.

If it doesn't work out, or you decide not to go for it, there are still plenty of other holes.


But that hole is extra wet - so it's understandable

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thanks guy, but I fear there's so confusion. I'm not in love with her, I WAS just obsessed with her for like a week. I couldn't whack off to her. Another ex. is like you skeet to Kim, not her younger, more pretty, less hot, sister Kendall. I like anime so maybe I should watch it. And by the way, I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm gonna get made fun of and kill myslef for this. DRUMROLL PLEASE!   *drums*TAYLOR SWIFT! yup.

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Wow...to be 13 again...thank christ I am 42 and the sheet is over with!

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...but Taylor Swift is hot....just sayin

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Id definetly recommend the cold shower.  If shes 20 and your 13 its pretty much game over.

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Originally Posted by darkhunter139

This thread delivers, thanks for posting it.

Good luck man! If you can manage to make the PGA tour you will greatly increase your chances so I would focus on that first.

not sure what you mean by the top part. but on the bottom, that's exactly what I'm thinking. When you get famous, or at least "out there" so to speak, you go places, parties, you meet up, sparks fly, BOOM! next thing you know she writes a new song and instead of "Hey Stephen" its "Hey Domenic"..........now what ryhmes with domenic, bomenic, shomenic, homenic............

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That's like saying you wouldn't have sex with your wife cause you love her and she isn't some dirty ****. There is no shame too jerking it to classy and elegant celebrities, not gonna lie, i jerked off to Kate Middleton during the royal wedding.

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I hope you were watching it on TV and weren't actually there...

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That's like saying you wouldn't have sex with your wife cause you love her and she isn't some dirty ****. There is no shame too jerking it to classy and elegant celebrities, not gonna lie, i jerked off to Kate Middleton during the royal wedding.

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Originally Posted by Cracker24

That's like saying you wouldn't have sex with your wife cause you love her and she isn't some dirty ****. There is no shame too jerking it to classy and elegant celebrities, not gonna lie, i jerked off to Kate Middleton during the royal wedding.



OK, I just choked on my Fanta.

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Originally Posted by mymizunosrock

OK, I just choked on my Fanta.



Is that a new euphemism I haven't heard? Sounds... Fruity.

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Originally Posted by Cracker24

That's like saying you wouldn't have sex with your wife cause you love her and she isn't some dirty ****. There is no shame too jerking it to classy and elegant celebrities, not gonna lie, i jerked off to Kate Middleton during the royal wedding.



This has gone from a teenage crush thread to a My Masturbation thread!

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Ok, I go to sleep, wake up and people are somewhat still on the topic bu a little off.. Cracker 24, I know what your saying. I just can never think of her yet, in that way, you know what I mean? and if we don't stop all the skeet threads, iacas might shut this down, just saying, although I've already gotten as much info as I could've hoped for

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