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David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Golf is Better Than Sex


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Any other reasons you guys feel are necessary to add?

l Bag l TaylorMade Stand Bag

l Driver l TaylorMade '07 Burner 9.5* l 3-Wood l Titleist 910F 15* (D1 shaft setting)

l Hybrids l TaylorMade '07 Burner 19* : TaylorMade '10 Rescue 22*

l Irons l TaylorMade r7 5-PW l Wedges l Titleist Bob Vokey 52* 56* 60*

l Putter l Scotty Cameron California Del Mar 34" l Balls l TaylorMade Penta TP


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Premarital golf playing isn't frowned upon by the Church.

In my  taylormade.gif Stratus Stand bag

Driver:  taylormade.gif 10.5* 2009 Burner

3 Wood: taylormade.gif 2008 Burner

3 Hybrid: taylormade.gif 2008 Burner

Ironstaylormade.gif  Burner 1.0 4-AW

Wedge: Cleveland CG15  56*

Putter:  taylormade.gif Rossa Monza Spider Vicino

Ball Callaway HX Diablo Tour

 

 

 


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Counterargument--

Think about the number of times you've thought about sex while playing golf.

Compare that to the number of times you've thought about golf while having sex.

Should be obvious which one you'd rather be doing.

Kevin

Titleist 910 D3 9.5* with ahina 72 X flex
Titleist 910F 13.5* with ahina 72 X flex
Adams Idea A12 Pro hybrid 18*; 23* with RIP S flex
Titleist 712 AP2 4-9 iron with KBS C-Taper, S+ flex
Titleist Vokey SM wedges 48*, 52*, 58*
Odyssey White Hot 2-ball mallet, center shaft, 34"

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None of the holes are off limits.

You have 18 different holes to play.

Your friends won't make fun of you if the course is ugly.

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:titleist: :scotty_cameron:
915D3 / 712 AP2 / SC Mont 1.5


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You get to have different partners every time you play - even complete strangers who you've never met before.   And your spouse won't be bothered by this.


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You can get someone to shag your balls without having to call the next day...

In My Bag:

Adams Super LS 9.5˚ driver, Aldila Phenom NL 65TX
Adams Super LS 15˚ fairway, Kusala black 72x
Adams Super LS 18˚ fairway, Aldila Rip'd NV 75TX
Adams Idea pro VST hybrid, 21˚, RIP Alpha 105x
Adams DHY 24˚, RIP Alpha 89x
5-PW Maltby TE irons, KBS C taper X, soft stepped once 130g
Mizuno T4, 54.9 KBS Wedge X
Mizuno R12 60.5, black nickel, KBS Wedge X
Odyssey Metal X #1 putter 
Bridgestone E5, Adidas samba bag, True Linkswear Stealth
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Sorry for the double post, I couldn't edit and I thought of more:

You can practice by yourself in public parks without getting arrested.

Stroke play by yourself is a lot more satisfying than a foursome.

You get a raincheck if you can't play on any given day.

If your partner isn't satisfied at the end, it's not your fault.

They objectively rank players; you could be the definitive #1 in the world at golf, and remain high on the rankings into your 50s.

You can take a hot shower to take your mind off a bad round.

You only need to put down your cigar and drink for a few seconds at a time. (Though for some of you, this could be either.)

If you get it done with the fewest strokes, you're doing well.

You can swap out for a stiffer shaft.

Golfing with your boss is seen as a good decision.

Scuffed balls are a lot less painful.

A bad round carries less shame.

You can brag about a great round to the kids.

If your supervisor catches you golfing on your shift, it's a lot less awkward.

You still get plenty of feel when using a glove.

Explaining to your kids about golf isn't as embarrassing.

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In My Bag:

Adams Super LS 9.5˚ driver, Aldila Phenom NL 65TX
Adams Super LS 15˚ fairway, Kusala black 72x
Adams Super LS 18˚ fairway, Aldila Rip'd NV 75TX
Adams Idea pro VST hybrid, 21˚, RIP Alpha 105x
Adams DHY 24˚, RIP Alpha 89x
5-PW Maltby TE irons, KBS C taper X, soft stepped once 130g
Mizuno T4, 54.9 KBS Wedge X
Mizuno R12 60.5, black nickel, KBS Wedge X
Odyssey Metal X #1 putter 
Bridgestone E5, Adidas samba bag, True Linkswear Stealth
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If you finish fast, it's a good thing

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:tmade: SLDR X-Stiff 12.5°
:nike:VRS Covert 3 Wood Stiff
:nike:VRS Covert 3 Hybrid Stiff
:nike:VR Pro Combo CB 4 - PW Stiff 2° Flat
:cleveland:588RTX CB 50.10 GW
:cleveland:588RTX CB 54.10 SW
:nike:VR V-Rev 60.8 LW
:nike:Method 002 Putter


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You can play whenever you want to; your "mood" is the only one that matters.

"Golf is an entire game built around making something that is naturally easy - putting a ball into a hole - as difficult as possible." - Scott Adams

Mid-priced ball reviews: Top Flight Gamer v2 | Bridgestone e5 ('10) | Titleist NXT Tour ('10) | Taylormade Burner TP LDP | Taylormade TP Black | Taylormade Burner Tour | Srixon Q-Star ('12)


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Holes are tightly mowed!

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Don

:titleist: 910 D2, 8.5˚, Adila RIP 60 S-Flex
:titleist: 980F 15˚
:yonex: EZone Blades (3-PW) Dynamic Gold S-200
:vokey:   Vokey wedges, 52˚; 56˚; and 60˚
:scotty_cameron:  2014 Scotty Cameron Select Newport 2

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