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Phil's Text Msg to Finchem -- Use Your Imagination

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bplewis24    249

What do you think that communication went like?  Here is my take (more of a conversation back and forth)

Phil: Tim u gotta do something about these cell phones

Tim: who is this

Phil: Its Phil dug

Phil: duh*

Tim: Mickelson?

Phil: Yeah remember u gave me ur number?  anyway you gotta do something about this.

Tim: Aren't you playing in the memorial right now

Phil: yeah man that's what im saying!

Tim: where are you?

Phil: 6th fairway dude what about these cell phones?!?

Tim: shouldn't you b concerned with pace of play and not cell phones?

Phil: what do you think this is the LPGA? LMFAO

Tim: Lol true I'll see what I can do.  How was your vacation?

Phil: pretty good but I'm a little tired anyway I'm up gotta go

Tim: Alright, and make sure you don't use that cell as a DMD!

Phil:

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Mr3Wiggle    71

Whatever he said, I'm sure it was a special brand of whiny that only Phyllis Mickelfat can muster.

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Motley01    26

Actually, I want to know what the text message read from his wife.

Something like this....

Phil: Hi honey, what u doin?

Amy: Ah I'm wearing your favorite red see-through dress.

Phil: Oh ya? Wow, I gotta find an excuse to get out of here.

Amy: Will a blowjob do it?

Phil: That works for me, i'll be home soon!

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ElWagonne    7

I picture 3rd person with lots of cussing...something like this:

P:  Tim, FIGJAM thinks you need to do something about these **** camera phones or else....

T:  You know this is illegal right....

P:  FIGJAM does not care, I'll quit right now if I have to

T:   You wouldn't....

P:  You don't know FIGJAM, do you Timmy....

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uttexas    56
The following is fictional: P: Not happy abt spectators taking pics all the time w cellphones T: I know, they say the camera adds 10lbs, lol P: Ha, ha It's distracting and affecting play T: I'll talk to my folks P: I'm done, going to five guys :-) Four days later P: Updates? T: Waiting to hear from Tiger on this. Have you seen the TV ratings:-) ?

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bplewis24    249
Originally Posted by uttexas

The following is fictional:

P: Not happy abt spectators taking pics all the time w cellphones

T: I know, they say the camera adds 10lbs, lol

P: Ha, ha It's distracting and affecting play

T: I'll talk to my folks

P: I'm done, going to five guys

Four days later

P: Updates?

T: Waiting to hear from Tiger on this. Have you seen the TV ratings:-) ?

Excellent work.

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jamo    701
Reposting from the other thread, partially because I want to keep this one going. [quote name="jamo" url="/t/58696/2012-us-open-at-olympic-club-discussion-thread/72#post_721517"] Phil seems more like someone who wouldn't abbreviate to me. More like, "Dearst Mr. Finchem, I regret to inform thee that I might have to quit this fortnight's tournament early, for I fear that all of these cellular devices are interfering with my golf game. If I don't get your return letter before sundown, I will assume that they have gotten to you to. Best regards, Philip A. Mickelson. P.S. Doth thou happen to know the nearest Five Guys to Dublin, Ohio?"[/quote]

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