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Originally Posted by bplewis24

He's a fool if he listens to his wife.

Did you really? Check's in the mail...don't spend it all in one place.

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Ha, I had to stop after three linear lines of text (can't really call them sentences)

You missed the part about the co-workers and the reach-arounds then.

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Did you really? Check's in the mail...don't spend it all in one place.

Oh, I did.  I love a challenge :)

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Originally Posted by chriskzoo

I'm interested to see ho Tiger's new shot shape

Somebody can't let go of the past

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From a brand new spammy thread ...

If your like me your swing is very inconstant!! I had difficulty's perfecting my swing for years until I just recently stumbled upon this program!

& trust me it was worth every penny!!!!!

http://bit.ly/10TDPKL

Everybody knows that this means "More than constant" so I don't know why he'd want to change anything ...

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Who is this Difficulty guy, and what region is he in?

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Originally Posted by Golfingdad

From a brand new spammy thread ...

Quote:

If your like me your swing is very inconstant!! I had difficulty's perfecting my swing for years until I just recently stumbled upon this program!

& trust me it was worth every penny!!!!!

http://bit.ly/10TDPKL

Everybody knows that this means "More than constant" so I don't know why he'd want to change anything ...

I think maybe he meant his swing was "incontinent" - his shots keep leaking right.


Originally Posted by Clambake

I think maybe he meant his swing was "incontinent" - his shots keep leaking right.

LOL ... you just made me realize that what it comes down to is ... (that's for you, Ernest!) this thread needs to add another smiley to the list.  The dancing banana with a snare drum and cymbal complete with sound effect to be used for rim shot one-liners like the above. :)

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Originally Posted by hacker101

Here it is all the years later my son has me back in the game. A bit older and wiser, don't keep score half the time and get a lesion when I cant fix what is going wrong.

Go figure!

You're welcome...

dak4n6


Adding injury to insult!

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Originally Posted by hacker101

Here it is all the years later my son has me back in the game. A bit older and wiser, don't keep score half the time and get a lesion when I cant fix what is going wrong.

Go figure!

Too many potential replies to this one..

- That is the best swing motivator I have ever heard of.

- What teaching program is this part of?

- Gives whole new meaning to 'bandaid' swing fix.

- If this had happened to me about 10 yrs ago, I would have looked like someone with bubonic plague.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hacker101

Here it is all the years later my son has me back in the game. A bit older and wiser, don't keep score half the time and get a lesion when I cant fix what is going wrong.

Go figure!

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Too many potential replies to this one..

- That is the best swing motivator I have ever heard of.

- What teaching program is this part of?

- Gives whole new meaning to 'bandaid' swing fix.

- If this had happened to me about 10 yrs ago, I would have looked like someone with bubonic plague.

I hit myself on the ankle with a club on occasion (ooooo that smarts) but no open sores to this point!

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LOL ... you just made me realize that what it comes down to is ... (that's for you, Ernest!) this thread needs to add another smiley to the list.  The dancing banana with a snare drum and cymbal complete with sound effect to be used for rim shot one-liners like the above. :)

You mean, "what is comes down to is". Did you just make a typo while attempting a typo? Lol, my brain hurts.

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

You mean, "what is comes down to is".

Did you just make a typo while attempting a typo? Lol, my brain hurts.

Whatever ... you should have been there yesterday.  In the chat room for the Masters (you can find the link on the Masters Discussion Thread) I was bragging about making it into mchepp's "Thrash Talk" article and I said "I'm a published auther!"

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Whatever ... you should have been there yesterday.  In the chat room for the Masters (you can find the link on the Masters Discussion Thread) I was bragging about making it into mchepp's "Thrash Talk" article and I said "I'm a published auther!"

Heading up north to house sit for my dad. Plan on spending the next few days drinking and watching the masters. I'll check out the chat room. Didn't take long for Sergio to shit the bed!

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Whatever ... you should have been there yesterday.  In the chat room for the Masters (you can find the link on the Masters Discussion Thread) I was bragging about making it into mchepp's "Thrash Talk" article and I said "I'm a published auther!"

Heading up north to house sit for my dad. Plan on spending the next few days drinking and watching the masters. I'll check out the chat room.

Didn't take long for Sergio to shit the bed!

NORTH from Montreal?? Is your dad Inuit?

dak4n6


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Originally Posted by frost323

Went to the range today and was working on my tempo and take away. Getting better slowly but Shirley.

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Originally Posted by bplewis24

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost323

Went to the range today and was working on my tempo and take away. Getting better slowly but Shirley.

I love it, even capitalized the S.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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