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Wonder what these taste like.
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Wonder what these taste like.

LMFAO

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Here's one from the "Tall Golfers" thread ...

I am a poultry 6 foot 3, 220 pounds over here in comparison to the 6''6 ers.

I got measured up recently and got clubs 0.75 inches longer, 2 degrees up. One interesting thing is I had to get heavy X- stiff shafts as (KBS tours X stiff) my swing was quite short but accelerated them fast.

My mate, of the same height but 200lbs, also got 0.75 inches longer, 2 degrees up but rife 5.5 as his swing is more much more fluid.

Apparently that guy is a giant chicken!!!!

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Apparently that guy is a giant chicken!!!!

I guess that's why he hasn't posted an "opposite swing".

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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tristanhilton85 Great Member

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Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Here's one from the "Tall Golfers" thread ...

Apparently that guy is a giant chicken!!!!

He likely has problems with a "chicken wing" in his swing.

Tristan Hilton

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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LOL, chicken wing just brought back memories of Rolopolo!

Hmmm...thinking back on this now, I can't help but wonder if Rolopolo was the first "draft" of Gilberg? Maybe Erik can investigate for us.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by inthecup

I runs is parallel with a saying, Women we will never know.

Huh?

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Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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bplewis24 Super Member

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Huh?

You get one demerit for cutting out the first sentence of that post, which was equally as good.

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

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Originally Posted by inthecup

I runs is parallel with a saying, Women we will never know.

Huh?

That sounded like he used some sort of random word generator to try and make a sentence.  Reminds me of one of my favorite sentences I've ever read on this forum, that Erik wrote while trying to explain something simple to a, shall we say, thick headed, member of our community ...

That's not "big picture" - that's just confusing. Words have meaning. I don't go around saying "Apples square asphyxiate SD cards while watches scream battle axe" and claim that it's "big picture" because what I'm trying to say is that the flowers are beautiful this time of year in the prairie states.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Na5carr3

I will admit the black looks outstanding, however, if you paint a terd a beautiful color it's still a terd.

*turd

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Well u hav certain options..choke down is one option but ofcourse the most ideal would be to swing abit less but that is a bit diffult shot to play as you can end up hitting push with it as you are not use to that shot so u have to practice that shot st the range and if it still doesnt work.thant getvurself irons with regular flex

Come again?

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Come again?

You clearly don't spk golfer.

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

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Originally Posted by Kevin18

I, personally, have MOSTLY always still respected Tiger because I tried to keep thinking of just how successful he was to golf and not let his personal woes get in the way. He has done things  that were supernatural, un-humane. The fact that he forgives Sergio shows that Tiger might still has a heart.

Now that is funny!

Bonus points for using the phrase, "I, personally."

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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dsc123 Great Member

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I wasn't the first to catch this, but it belongs here so I'll paste with credit...

Originally Posted by Slice of Life

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamo

May God stroke me down if Brady gets injured this year. (Let's hope God's accuracy with the thunderbolts is similar to Tebow's with footballs.)

I need to burn some of these off before the homer-ism sets in.

Freudian slip? lol

Dan

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:-D

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