Funny/Bizarre Internet Stuff

[natureboy]

This pic was in my Twitter feed:

 

[dak4n6]

  

43 minutes ago, natureboy said:

This pic was in my Twitter feed:

 

That's weird.

My cat said almost the exact same thing when I told her the costs of sending her to a high level feline university. Looks like she will be attending a state college...

[natureboy]

3 minutes ago, dak4n6 said:

That's weird.

My cat said almost the exact same thing when I told her the costs of sending her to a high level feline university. Looks like she will be attending a state college...

LOL.

[nevets88]

These clubs use cork and ball bearings. Ooohhhh.

NFSW. S bomb:

 

[dak4n6]

That ain't nothing. Y'all remember Mark Webe's infamous meltdown with the mic's recording? I actually just happened to be watching live at that very moment, and my jaw dropped. I couldn't figure out if I really just heard what I heard. Afterwards the PGA cleansed the entire internet of all copies, but it looks like they are making their way back...

I think it is hilarious, but if it is over the top, mods please remove...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 16, 2016 by dak4n6

[nevets88]

Bryson DeChambeau signs his name... backwards. Unless I'm mistaken and he signed it on the other side and the ink is showing through. If not, maybe a little contrarian too much, but I admire him for his thinking outside the universe that contains the planet that contains the continent that contains the building that contains the box.

 

[boogielicious]

5 hours ago, nevets88 said:

Bryson DeChambeau signs his name... backwards. Unless I'm mistaken and he signed it on the other side and the ink is showing through. If not, maybe a little contrarian too much, but I admire him for his thinking outside the universe that contains the planet that contains the continent that contains the building that contains the box.

 

Who does he think he is, da Vinci?

[nevets88]

Pffft, stupid exercise ball, I can hit off of bags of fertilizer.

 

 

[nevets88]

Holy snow on the roof 

 

 

[dak4n6]

8 hours ago, nevets88 said:

Holy snow on the roof 

 

 

Yeah but it doesn't collapse. Booooo! Oh, and BTW Josephine, almost twice the height of a man = a lot more than 30"...

[nevets88]

Where's my cheese? WHO MOVED MY CHEESE?

 

 

[dak4n6]

Can anyone tell me why McD's workers find it so hard to line up burger, cheese, and buns somewhere within the same zip code?

[boogielicious]

10 hours ago, dak4n6 said:

Can anyone tell me why McD's workers find it so hard to line up burger, cheese, and buns somewhere within the same zip code?

Lack of motivation. 

[nevets88]

I want this hip replacement part in me because I saw a commercial with Jamie Sadlowski in it.

 

 

[saevel25]

Enjoy your Liquid Candy, Wet Sugary with Bubbles, AKA Pop 

 

 

 

 

[natureboy]

2 hours ago, saevel25 said:

Enjoy your Liquid Candy, Wet Sugary with Bubbles, AKA Pop 

That was good...effervescent liquid candy. I think I recall a story when Ross Perot was putting together his run for President that he approached an exec at Coke or Pepsi to run his campaign. When the guy said, why should he give up such a lucrative job for the headaches of running a campaign, Perot responded, "Do you want to sell sugar water all your life?".

That said, I like an occasional bottle of pop...everything in moderation. Don't like sodas in schools as part of official food programs or any soda available for kids below HS. You're not depriving the kids, you're protecting them. Soda companies should run the numbers - does it pay about the same if the person starts consuming 10 years earlier but also dies 10 years earlier from diabetes?

Edited February 2, 2016 by natureboy

[iacas]

14 minutes ago, natureboy said:

That was good...effervescent liquid candy. I think I recall a story when Ross Perot was putting together his run for President that he approached an exec at Coke or Pepsi to run his campaign. When the guy said, why should he give up such a lucrative job for the headaches of running a campaign, Perot responded, "Do you want to sell sugar water all your life?".

That was Steve Jobs to John Sculley.

[natureboy]

16 hours ago, iacas said:

That was Steve Jobs to John Sculley.

Interesting. I must have been more interested in the tangential Perot connection at the time I read or heard the item mentioning Jobs' recruiting pitch.