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Least favorite: Anything that ever comes out of Johnny Miller's cakehole.

My favorite: Ripped Pajamas (a putt that's lined up just one ball out)

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today sum1 in my group hit a putt like 15 miles long and when it got near the hole they yelled backspin

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After you've been playing for years you hear most of these, but I have to admit that "condom golf" was a new one for me. I'll be using it. I hit the ball pretty long so when someone suggests that I not go for the par 4 in one, I tell them that I'll play that way when I get old (I'm 50+).

Btw, I have never heard anyone say "nice shot Sally" but that appears to be big in some regions of the country. By me, it's usually Alice (Aliss).

Favorite: When you hit a really good shot and someone says "golf shot"

My favorite I've heard from a pro was Greg Norman - who told his amateur partner after making a good shot - "welcome back to the clubface ball."

Like many, "never up, never in" is my least favorite cliché - yeah and never by and never off the f&%$ing green, dragging your sorry a$$ back to your bag to get your wedge. How about that?

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The one most of my buddies have been throwing around lately which drives me nuts is the whole Michael Breed "galf" thing. It usually gets old by the turn.

"Ohh Steve, cmon, hit the damn galf ball!" *everyone chuckles*

"Should've booked our tee time through galfnow.com" When waiting on the first tee.

or the occasional voice mail "Hey! It's me Joe! I'm gonna go ahead and go to Galf now.com and book us a tee time to play some Galf!"

I usually lol, but at this point it's getting old fast.

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Least favorite

Let the big dog eat...just dumb.

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Least favorite

^^^^^

Agreed... My favorite was hearing a guy after missing yet another 10 footer, he said " dammit *name* your wedge keeps writing checks your putter can't cash!"

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++ the big dog eat...just dumb.

Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead

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"the number one thing to remember" head down, grip, address, swing speed, etc.

that might be telling you something

Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead

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The big dog gets more golfers into trouble than every other club combined. Most people should leave the big dog on the porch.

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