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trust me bad idea.

In my bag:
driver: R5 dual
3wood: war bird
11wood: war bird
irons: oversize with an old Wilson PWwedges: 52*and 60*Vokeys putter: Tracyball: MoJo

Posted
... Why the hell would you tell him to begin with? I mean, seriously, there's some stuff that's gotta have a lid on it at all times.
"Shouldn't you be going faster? I mean, you're doing 40 in a 65..."

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Posted
Yep, Bad Idea to tell him...
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3 Wood: Laser 3 Wood 15°
5 Wood: r7 19° (Stiff)Irons: S58 Irons 4-PW Orange DotWedge: Harmonized 60°Wedge: Z TP 54°Putter: Tiffany 34"Balls: Pro V1 Shoes: Adidas Tour 360 IIThe Meadows Golf Coursewww.themeadowsgc.comAge: 16

Posted
That idea is almost as bad as chocolate water.
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Driver: TaylorMade R580XD Titanium Driver w/ graphite shaft 10.5*
Fairway Woods: TaylorMade V-Steel 3 Wood 15* 5 Wood 18*
Irons: TaylorMade rac OS2 Iron Set 3-PW w/ Steel ShaftWedges: Cleveland Tour Action 485 SW 56*Putter: An old Pete Cooper Autographed Model

Posted

wow i can picture that now...walking up the the clubhouse you both shake hands and you say "good round, nice playing w/ u and by the way your daughter's good in the sack see ya later"

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Posted
trust me bad idea.

It's generally a bad idea to tell anyone you're sleeping with their daughter.

Why did you tell him? Is there a more fun story behind this? And were you being honest when you told him?

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Posted
trust me bad idea.

not as bad as telling him you slept with his wife...

...seriously though, what was your motivation to tell him?
Driver: Bridgestone J33R 460 10.5*
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Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro Black 19*
Irons: Mizuno MP-58 4-PWWedges: Nike SV 52*, 56*, 60*Putter: Scotty CameronBall: Srixon Z Star

Posted

Look on the bright side. Imagine his reaction if you'd told him you'd slept with his son .

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3-Wood Wishon 525 F/D, 13*, Matrix Studio 65gm, Golf Pride Dual Compound
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Posted
oh shit i forgot to say why i told him lol well i was drunk and it was after a long day of golf, and he lives right behind the pro shop. so im setting there with some guys and we are all telling stories and well i told one that i shouldnt of. just kidna like no no no this one time me and Whitney.......... oh shit MY BAD. I dont think i will go back and try to go golfing for a while now.
In my bag:
driver: R5 dual
3wood: war bird
11wood: war bird
irons: oversize with an old Wilson PWwedges: 52*and 60*Vokeys putter: Tracyball: MoJo

Posted
you should have told him you were dating his daughter, then maybe he would have given you free golfing for a while...

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3 Wood: F/Speed - Aldila S Graphite Shaft
Hybrid: Halo 3i 22° - R Graphite Shaft
Wedges: Glass Bead - Lob Wedge - 60°Putter: Tour Collection MX400 (LOVE IT!)Ball: HX-Tour 56 - Pro-V1XHome Courses: Stone Mountain Golf Course (73.5/134)


Posted
you should have told him you were dating his daughter, then maybe he would have given you free golfing for a while...

Sneaky idea, but I like it.
In My Bag:

Driver: TaylorMade R580XD Titanium Driver w/ graphite shaft 10.5*
Fairway Woods: TaylorMade V-Steel 3 Wood 15* 5 Wood 18*
Irons: TaylorMade rac OS2 Iron Set 3-PW w/ Steel ShaftWedges: Cleveland Tour Action 485 SW 56*Putter: An old Pete Cooper Autographed Model

Posted
It's generally a bad idea to tell anyone you're sleeping with their daughter.

I don't even tell my father-in-law that I'm sleeping with his daughter and we have been married for almost 14 years and have two kids.

Driver: 9.5° 905R Stiff Aldila NV 65
3 Wood: 15.° Pro Trajectory 906F4 Stiff Aldila VS Proto Blue
Hybrid: 19.0° 503 H Stiff Dynamic Gold S400
Hybrid: 21.0° Edge C.F.T. Ti Stiff Aldila NVS
Irons: 775cb 4-GW w/S300 Sand Wedge: Vokey 58° Puttter: Laguna Mid-Slant Pro PlatinumBall: ProV1Bag: Li...

Posted
update for everyone.

He got over it and and i can golf now, oh yeah she hates me and says she will never talk to me again. oh well. at least i can golf again.
In my bag:
driver: R5 dual
3wood: war bird
11wood: war bird
irons: oversize with an old Wilson PWwedges: 52*and 60*Vokeys putter: Tracyball: MoJo

Posted
that golf pro is probably a member on this site... read this thread and is like "what a f***ing clown"

In my stand Bag:

R7 Superquad 10.5* Fujikura REAX 65-S
Hi-Bore XLS 19* Hybrid Dynamic Gold S300
MP-60 4 thru PW Dynamic Gold S300 .588 REG 54* SW Vokey 58* LWSTX Greeny IV putter


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