Seinfeld fans? Let's start a quote thread...

[gotgolf?]

I'll start with a one related to golf:


Kramer :Right now there are six-hundred s that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them into the ocean!

Now picture this....we find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and (he makes a golf stroke), that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then............ gulp!

[Ben]

In your cheesiest Jerry imitation...

"Who are all these people."

[gr8hntr]

no soup for you

[Ben]

Off topic but, how's your BMW coming along gotgolf?!?

[pjsnyc]

Kramer: Yeah, yeah...What's your read, Stan?

Stan: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup.

Kramer: What do you mean?

Stan: Have her try on the bra, see if it fits.

Jackie: No, no, no, no!

Kramer: Do it, Jackie. Stan's the man.

Jackie: Stan? Who the hell is Stan?

Kramer: He's my caddy.

[Rynofskie]

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

Jerry: Wow.

George Costanza: You're Batman.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.

[lamebums]

George: "So, I reached into the blowhole, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!"

Kramer: Is that a ?

(George nods)

Kramer: Well, a hole in one, eh?

[Norm66]

from "The Contest":
Kramer: "I'm out!" while slapping downt he money five minutes after the bet was made.

It's amazing how many times in daily life Seinfeld references are useful.

[pingizzle]

There are so many funny episodes to choose from. One of my favorites is the "Puffy Shirt"

Jerry- "I don't want to be a pirate"

Ha Ha Ha

[gotgolf?]

All great quotes. Haven't watched in a while, but when I watch I can't stop...

In your cheesiest Jerry imitation...

There is also the Conan skit where they hold "Seinfeld auditions."

Is it a corn or is it a nut? I found it on youtube. Pretty hilarious http://youtube.com/watch?v=a84yrCdQ0PQ

no soup for you

NEXT!!!!!

Off topic but, how's your BMW coming along gotgolf?!?

She's in the shop getting:

Tubi Rumore, PSS9's, Rogue SSKw/WSR, beefed up suspension, MB Quarts speakers, Stoptech BBK etc. Can't wait! And then I need to mend up the backside which was hit by a truck hit and run (know who did it but have no proof - long story)

Kramer: Yeah, yeah...What's your read, Stan?

Candybar heiress!

George: "So, I reached into the blowhole, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!"

Best ending ever.

[Ben]

All great quotes. Haven't watched in a while, but when I watch I can't stop...

Hey, I got some rear damage too. Just minor stuff, but still annoys me to have to know its there. I'l fix it one of these days...

That clip was hilarious.

[Finn07]

There are so many great episodes, I think my favorite is the Marine Biologist. I also like the Andrea Doria.

Remember when Elaine throws the fur coat in the tree and then Newman climbs up the tree to get it

Kramer: Where did you learn to climb like that
Newman: The Pacific Northwest

That is what makes this show so great, where do they come up with this stuff.

[GoingfortheGreen]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The gay episode/Columbia journalism student is one of my favorites. George is like "You wanna have sex right now? Let's go baby!!"

[pjsnyc]

Frank Costanza's immediate reaction upon learning of his son's death from George Steinbrenner:

Frank: What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!?!?!? He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'!

Steinbrenner: Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

[c_mack9]

i have the first 8 seasons on dvd and plan on getting the ninth the day it comes out.

remember when peterman send eilene to buy JFK's presidential golf clubs?

[pjsnyc]

And another one:

"PATRICE: I want the truth.

GEORGE: The truth?... You want the truth? It is your earrings. It is the chopsticks...but it's so much more. You're pretentious! You call everyone by their full name! You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel." You went "Sam - U- EL" ...Papie-eh Mach-eh What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

PATRICE: Keep goin'.

GEORGE: I, I think I made my point. I'm sorry if I was a little harsh."

[gotgolf?]

Eduardooooooooo Carooooooooochio~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gogolfing]

Kramer: Full retail's for suckers!