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dazza78

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Gator Hazard Great Member

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I have not had to do this yet, but as I get older I do know that sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go and you better be prepared.  I had back problems last year and my sciatic nerve was being compressed a little, during that period of time I had a few episodes where just holding it for a while was not an option.  Fortunately I did not have an accident but I did have one humorous close call, I will not go into details here however, its just way, way, too much TMI.  My wife and I do have a good laugh on occasion  about that, especially if we pass by a Burger King.  I think I may start putting some wipes and TP in my bag, that is actually a pretty good idea.

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Natural Patrick Great Member

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I have not had to do this yet, but as I get older I do know that sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go and you better be prepared.  I had back problems last year and my sciatic nerve was being compressed a little, during that period of time I had a few episodes where just holding it for a while was not an option.  Fortunately I did not have an accident but I did have one humorous close call, I will not go into details here however, its just way, way, too much TMI.  My wife and I do have a good laugh on occasion  about that, especially if we pass by a Burger King.  I think I may start putting some wipes and TP in my bag, that is actually a pretty good idea.

Yes, the older I get. I can't wait or hold it like I use to. Especially If I had a few adult beverages the night before.


dazza78 Established Member

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Hahah some good stories and tips here.. my problem is saving the embarrassment of the group behind catching up as i walk out the trees hahah


Elmer Great Member

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Ha

I am not normally squeamish, but I think I threw up a bit in my mouth!
I dont see how this helps or makes it better, but darn that is funny yet awkward.
Going pee has never been an issue with myself or anyone I play with (unless there is a women in the group). We just head to a tree and do what you have to do. Some guys will stand next to the car facing away from us.

Using this club would allow you do it in the open. So now everyone knows what you are doing.

Not to mention I dont want a club full of pee sloshing around in my bag.
What if it leaks?
what if the cap is not screwed on well enough?
What if you forget to empty it after the round?

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Driver-Taylormade 10.5 Woods- Taylomade 3 wood, taylormade 4 Hybrid
Irons- Callaway Big Berthas 5i - GW Wedges- Titles Volkey  Putter- Odyssey protype #9
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Gator Hazard Great Member

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I am not normally squeamish, but I think I threw up a bit in my mouth!
I dont see how this helps or makes it better, but darn that is funny yet awkward.Going pee has never been an issue with myself or anyone I play with (unless there is a women in the group). We just head to a tree and do what you have to do. Some guys will stand next to the car facing away from us.

Using this club would allow you do it in the open. So now everyone knows what you are doing.

Not to mention I dont want a club full of pee sloshing around in my bag.
What if it leaks?
what if the cap is not screwed on well enough?
What if you forget to empty it after the round?

What if you forget it in the back of your car for a few days during the hot summer?  Gaaak.

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Elmer Great Member

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Would the URO count as one of your 14 clubs? 

More importantly, do I need to regrip it after so many rounds?

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Driver-Taylormade 10.5 Woods- Taylomade 3 wood, taylormade 4 Hybrid
Irons- Callaway Big Berthas 5i - GW Wedges- Titles Volkey  Putter- Odyssey protype #9
Ball- Bridgestone E6
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dazza78 Established Member

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Ha ha hilarious! We have a guy called bear grylls over this side of the pond, an adventurer type. In one show of his he skins a snake pees in the skin saves it and drinks it later for survival! Reminds me of that.


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Ha ha hilarious! We have a guy called bear grylls over this side of the pond, an adventurer type. In one show of his he skins a snake pees in the skin saves it and drinks it later for survival! Reminds me of that.

This man speaks the truth, I saw that episode.  I also saw him pick peanuts out of elephant poo and eat it (okay it was not peanuts but it was something and he did do it).  Off topic but I like Les Stroud (Survivorman) better, his advice will help tremendously and is practical.  Bear Grylls advice is good if you are a commando or trained military person in peak physical condition who may find himself in a bit of a predicament.  Some of his advice is downright dangerous and foolish and can do more harm than good.  Oddly, if someone were to perish because of his advice we would not know so it is hard to inform the average or uninformed person to not do things that he does.  One episode he advocated scaling a mountain as opposed to going around it and showed him doing such, a few clips you could see the safety ropes on him that he never mentioned you need to have (you were not supposed to see them).  Another time he advocated making a makeshift torch and going into a dark cave and under a mountain in hopes of getting to the other side quicker.  Those should be blatantly obvious things to not do in a survival situation.  They are the intellectual equivalent to kicking  an African killer bee beehive and then whipping out your johnson to pee on them as they come for you.  Huh, I vaguely remember Bear doing something along those lines too I think......

 

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More importantly, do I need to regrip it after so many rounds?

I defiantly think that plastic would degrade over some use, they should just convert one of those ball tubes would hold more, good for both 1&2, and your not fooling anyone with that club anyways.

Ha ha hilarious! We have a guy called bear grylls over this side of the pond, an adventurer type. In one show of his he skins a snake pees in the skin saves it and drinks it later for survival! Reminds me of that.

You mean the same Bear Grylls that got in trouble for spending nights in hotels once the cameras went off when he was supposed to be roughing it? It was probably lemonade he was drinking from that snake skin.

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Not asking if anyone has used one but does anybody know a person who as bought the Uro Club or seen someone "lining up a shot" with the Uro Club?  If so, your thoughts?  I just can't see this as being something someone would use but I could be very wrong

 

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Psyllium Husks -- put a tablespoon in your oatmeal in the morning, or dissolve in water and drink quickly.

Helps clear you out smoothly each morning, and reduces cholesterol

Or, just play golf with an accountant. They know how to work things out with a pencil.  :0 

 


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