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Golf or Sex?

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Few years ago, I read an article on Golf Digest regarding this topic...

in your opinion, if you have to choose one... what will be your favorite?
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If my wife would vow to take professional BJ lessons I might think about it.
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SEX,GOLF,SEX. Nothing wrong with playing a couple of extra holes every day.
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Hi

you can fit a bj in on the course-get your wife to carry your bag-brings a whole new meaning to gripping down the shaft!
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Tough One...

-Even though great sex just that, I think a great round of golf is more memorable.
-I play golf often enough that it effects my sex life...not vice versa.
-I have had great sex and afterward played great golf, but more often...if I shoot way low, my attitude and apprecaition of life leads to better sex.

There you have it. All the facts point to golf.
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Tough one. I'd probably have to go with golf, albeit very slightly.
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I've been trying to get my wife to go for a quicky on the course for years with no luck. The best I have gotten was to get her to pop her top for a quick flash.

Living in Michigan, Sex helps you get through the Winter months. In season I get to golf twice a week unless weather gets in the way. There are no garuntees on frequency with sex. Besides, with sex the course is closed one week a month.

How about all of the similarities between the two?

Stiff Shafts
Balls
Holes
Strokes
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Hmm... lets see.

Running around chasing a ball for 4 hours with 3 other GUYS.

Or 5 minutes of fun with a woman.

I'll go with the 5 minutes multiple times in 4 hours.

Come to think of it... I think you could probably squeeze out 18 in 4 hours with her.
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How about all of the similarities between the two?

While the main objective of both maybe similar:

to get it in the hole , they are, however, quite dissimilar when it comes to level of enjoyment...in golf, it's obviously feels better to end with the fewest strokes taken, whereas with sex....
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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

1. With golf if I get bored playing the same course, I just go get a tee time somewhere else.
2. If I do decide I like another course better I don't have to give my home course half of my possessions.
3. I control how often I play golf.
4. The golf course doesn't mind if I just play the back side.
5. It is perfectly acceptable to pay for golf.
6. There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

So there you have it looks like golf wins. Heck I have been married so long I play golf a hell of a lot more aften than I have sex anyway.
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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

Thank you for clearing that up for me... you have shown me the light..

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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

LOL... well done NMGolf

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There is absolutely no comparison between the two activities. Both are fantastic for different reasons.

I'm struggling to work out why you would ever want to compare?

In fact, why are you comparing?
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There is absolutely no comparison between the two activities. Both are fantastic for different reasons.

Because sex is always compared to other things that men have a strong sense of loyalty to...like beer and sports...

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Because sex is always compared to other things that men have a strong sense of loyalty to...like beer and sports...

Can't say any man I've ever known has compared sex to beer or sport. Still, just goes to prove I know some really nice men.
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The part we're leaving out - with whom?

With Anna Rawson? Sex.

With my ex-gf? Golf.

Depends, does it not?
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