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  1. 1. The men and women displaying obnoxious behavior at an PGA event should be

    • Be kicked out of the event
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    • Be left alone
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    • Be kick out and black listed from attending future events
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    • Be forced to have a person follow them around their next round of golf screaming a the top of there lungs when they swing
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What I don't get is who goes to a golf tournament to get rowdy? Akin to doing the wave at church. I imagine these dolts high fiving all the way to the parking lot reliving their screaming conquests as they get into their truck with rubber balls hanging under it.

Dave :-)

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I don't mind it as long as they wait an ample time after the ball is hit. Anyone that makes a peep before contact is made should be escorted out immediately. I voted for #4 though.

Joel Holden

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Originally Posted by inthehole

the new one I heard was ... SASQUATCH.    These guys are grasping at straws ... inthehole was funny when were driving on a par 5, the rest of it lacks character

I enjoyed the Chewbacca one for Dufner, assuming they were referring to this...

Joel Holden

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With as DAMNED SERIOUS as they are about people who pull out a 100% silent phone to check a text message (happened to me, can you tell?) .. One would think people would be kicked out for this stuff. Granted, in my case, I unserstand that there was no way for them to know that I had zero intention or capability to take a picture or distract a golfer in any way with my silent phone. So I understand. But I think the same amount of firmness and enforcement could and should be given to the shouters. While I can see how it's funny conceptually, particularly AFTER a shot, I think it's too close to causing a player real problems/costing someone a win. It can't be let to get to that point, IMO.
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Originally Posted by Dave2512

What I don't get is who goes to a golf tournament to get rowdy? Akin to doing the wave at church. I imagine these dolts high fiving all the way to the parking lot reliving their screaming conquests as they get into their truck with rubber balls hanging under it.

Now that would get people back in the pews!

How about this?  We get this guy on the course.

"You make so much as a peep after they swing and I will bend you into a human pretzel!"

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Looks like the player are starting to be annoyed to

Ian Poulter

I'm calling for @ PGATOUR to step in & stop this shouting out right after shots. Message in to @ PGATOUR with your thoughts. Tazer them?

RT @ FredNOLA Will you cop my lawyers fees if I punch the next person I see yell mashed potatoes or in da hole? > No how about a Signed glove

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This trend has gotten way out of hand.  It really has become annoying.  It is like going to a concert and some ass beside you thinks everyone came to see him dance really big and scream the lyrics right beside you.  I didn't come here to see you - I came to see the band.

They should be tossed.

And to those who think it was funny the first time someone shouted mashed potatoes really loud and so totally random - I get it.  I don't really share it with you as a source of joy, but I can see a chuckle.  But like most jokes, it was only good the first time.  And all of the other words might as well be mashed potatoes - it doesn't get funnier to say chewbacca.  Doing the same thing over and over is not good.  Just sad.

If you still think this is funny - you are an idiot.

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The Masters has it right and I wish that the Tour would follow.  The people who yell inane things after (or during) the golf swing are just attention seeking losers who think that they are being funny but instead are simply showing that they're adult in age and juvenile in intelligence.  People, it's just not funny, no matter whether you say Bababooey, Swedish Fish, Mashed Potatoes or anything else.  The people who yell are just a group of tiresome clowns who should have their passes taken away for the remainder of the tournament.  Most people, including me, will go to a tournament to enjoy the golf along with others of the same ilk, not be bothered by people who want to use the tournament as their own personal "look at me!" event.  Do us all a favor and go home and yell at your TV but stop making those of us who are there for the golf be subjected to your idiocy.

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Really makes you miss the quiet guys with the rainbow wigs and simple cardboard signs.

Bill - 

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