David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Golf is Better Than Sex

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Any other reasons you guys feel are necessary to add?

Premarital golf playing isn't frowned upon by the Church.

Counterargument--

Think about the number of times you've thought about sex while playing golf.

Compare that to the number of times you've thought about golf while having sex.

Should be obvious which one you'd rather be doing.

None of the holes are off limits.

You have 18 different holes to play.

Your friends won't make fun of you if the course is ugly.

You will get to play the front and the back....

You get to have different partners every time you play - even complete strangers who you've never met before.   And your spouse won't be bothered by this.

You can get someone to shag your balls without having to call the next day...

Sorry for the double post, I couldn't edit and I thought of more:

You can practice by yourself in public parks without getting arrested.

Stroke play by yourself is a lot more satisfying than a foursome.

You get a raincheck if you can't play on any given day.

If your partner isn't satisfied at the end, it's not your fault.

They objectively rank players; you could be the definitive #1 in the world at golf, and remain high on the rankings into your 50s.

You can take a hot shower to take your mind off a bad round.

You only need to put down your cigar and drink for a few seconds at a time. (Though for some of you, this could be either.)

If you get it done with the fewest strokes, you're doing well.

You can swap out for a stiffer shaft.

Golfing with your boss is seen as a good decision.

Scuffed balls are a lot less painful.

A bad round carries less shame.

You can brag about a great round to the kids.

If your supervisor catches you golfing on your shift, it's a lot less awkward.

You still get plenty of feel when using a glove.

Explaining to your kids about golf isn't as embarrassing.

If you finish fast, it's a good thing

Holes are tightly mowed!