2019 TST Tour Awards

[iacas]

Let's have a little fun. For anything that happened in 2019, let's give out any awards. They can be serious, mocking/sarcastic, silly… whatever.

I'll start with a few…

Tour Caddie's Favorite Player - Bryson DeChambeau!

Most Surprising Major Winner - Tiger Woods, 2019 Masters

Tool of the Year - Bryson again!

Most Disappointing Player - Tiger Woods… until the Zozo. Seriously, he wins the first major and then vanishes until November?

Irishman of the Year - Shane Lowry can beat up Rory McIlroy, so, sorry Rors.

[Double Mocha Man]

I'll gladly accept the award ("I'd like to thank...") for "Most Patient at Sitting out 9 Months with 2 Torn Tendons in His Right Elbow".  BTW, that is the main reason you've all had to suffer me on this forum for the last 9 months.  

  On 12/23/2019 at 8:13 PM, iacas said:

Irishman of the Year - Shane Lowry can beat up Rory McIlroy, so, sorry Rors.

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Sure, but I'll bet Rory can drink Lowry under the table at an Irish Pub.  And can attract better looking partners.

[bkuehn1952]

Player One Least Wants to Keep Score for the Group: Patrick Reed:  camera angle?

Comeback Player of the Year: El Tigre. If you are a Tiger fan boy like me, the Masters was validation for my undying faith.  Zozo was just more validation for we fan boys and girls.

Least Exciting Superstar: Brooks Koepka - the guy looks like a stud and creates energy like a dud.  I sometimes wonder what the three members of the "Koepka Fan Boy Club" see in their hero.

[boogielicious]

2019 Glacial Pace Award - wannabe Physicist Bryson DeChambeau. Alas, BD forgot time is also a variable in science.

Best Tour Nickname given by my wife - Cupcake for Brooks Koepka. She thinks he’s cute and everybody like cupcakes.

Wish I Hadn’t Asked for That Award - Abraham Ancer for wanting to have Tiger in the singles round at the President’s Cup.  He’s now part of one of the all time great walk-off winning putt videos ever. It will be shown in a loop at the Golf Hall of Fame for the next 100 years.

[BallStriker]

Worst Effort as a Fixer -- Mark Steinberg

Most Honest Withdrawal Reason -- Gary Woodland (Diarrhera)....and he wears white pants

Best Winning Story -- (Tie) Tiger Woods winning the Masters; Shane Lowry winning The Open

Most Surprising Performance -- The USGA not fuc$ing up the U.S. Open

Hello World Award -- (Tie) Matthew Wolfe and Colin Morikawa

Most Refreshing Emerging Coach -- George Gankis Golf

 

[colin007]

2nd Best Moment - bestest moment obvs being Tigs winning the Masters, but honestly, Amy Bockerstette and her moment at the Waste Management was just AWESOME. I've watched it half a dozen times and have teared up for most of them.