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  1. 1. Do you play Dick Out? Do you enforce it?

    • We play AND enforce it!
    • We play it, but rarely actually enforce it.
    • We don't play it at all.

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Originally Posted by Huffy2k



I hadn't read the rest of the thread before I posted that.  I was just praying no one had used that joke yet...

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I was at a golf tournament a few years back and I can't recall how "the rule" came up, maybe someone hit a duff short of the tees, but someone in our group joked about "the rule" in the presence of two female volunteers. These were younger ladies that worked for me so when they asked what "the rule" was I passed on telling them, as I tend not to make off colour jokes/comments like that to employees. I said something like "you don't want to know" and every one in our group continued to make jokes about "the rule" with out saying what it was.

As the day passed every one was drinking and having a good time and I guess these ladies kept joking around about the ladies tee rule without ever knowing what it was. As they told me later at dinner, a rather drunk guy tee shot was short of the ladies tee and when they joked about "the rule" he showed them what it was. Lucky for him they were good sports, but they did give me a hard time about not warning them.

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  • 1 month later...

Played yesterday with another single and a twosome at Rutgers.  The twosome insisted on playing from the scarlet red (back) tees and the other single and I played from the black tees (next up from the red).  The sign at the fist hole clearly shows those back tees are for under 10 handicappers.  Suffice it to say all day long the twosome gave ample evidence that they had no business using those tees.  When we got to the par 5 12th hole one of them flubbed his drive into the trees well short of the ladies tee.  I said nothing to them but watched to see if the dick out sentence would be carried out or at least joked about.  Nothing happened.  In fact the guy proceeded to flub his second shot and was still short of the tees!  Anyway, I thought these two older guys were stubborn about using those back tees.

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