favorite golf line while playing,...

[AlCzervik]

exclaiming "get some." when you hit a nice shot

[The Golfing Polack]

When someone skies a tee shot..."That's a deep drive to shallow left."

[ZaPPPa]

Not a favorite line, but just a smart-ass comments between me and my golf buddy.

- After he made two bads shots and broke two clubs over his knee. On the next hole:
Him: "I'll hit a 5W on this one I think."
Me: "You're just saying that because you don't have a driver and 3W any more."

- After he pushed a ball into the parking lot(!!), a good 30 degree right, 270 yards away.
Him: Walks up to tee his next shot.
Me: "Taking a provisional? In case you can't find the first one?"

- After I shanked a ball with my driver, bounced it off a bridge and ended up level to the red tees.
Him: "Nice shot"

[M2R]

If I hit a shot I really like and get total dead air I'll say "I meant to do that.", which never fails to spark a response ... usually derogatory.

When somebody hits a worm burner, "You kept that one under the wind."

When someone skies a drive, "Nice nine iron."

[NI4NI]

When you either skull a ball, need it to get down in a hurry, or stop quickly: "Hit a house!"

Whenever you drive a ball deep into the woods: "Louie!!" - he's the guy that, once in a while, kicks the ball back into the fairway for you. My buddies need to lay off the Beer cart...

[Andyonfire]

someone leaves a putt short

did you forget your skirt in the car?
or
i hope your cock isn't that short...

when someoen hits it in the woods.
no need for a provisional, the bears can find that 1.

somone hits it in the water...SPLOOSH!

[imtomtomim]

on short putts I always ask if the putter got caught in your skirt

[dave s]

Any Fat Shot: "Looks like you hit the big ball first."

Ok, that one was hilarious ... after the second it took for me to 'get it!'

Good one. dave

[rgoudy1975]

When a partner is toiling over a short putt, I will say in a hushed announcer voice, "For twooo-hundred and fifty thousand dollars...."

[kfowler]

On a skied driver - "Houston we have liftoff!"

After a bad hole - Well at least I exorcised the demons on that hole."

After a decent shot that will be playable - "That dog will hunt."

After hitting into the trees and getting an unfavorable bounce - "Trees are getting their revenge" or "Trees hate me". I used to be a forester so I find this particularly funny.

[goblue107501]

On a popped up drive - "run it out".

When someone has a unusually awkward swing for them with a bad result - "were you looking fastball and got the curve?" or "did you get jammed on that pitch and hit it off the handle?"

[Jorgen]

When someone misses a birdie put, and the ball ends up a foot away. "Nice par set up!"

Actually, we use this for bowling. When someone leaves 3-4 pins standing... "Nice spare set up!"

[telrod11]

On a putt that winds up woefully short (as the guy walks up to his next putt)
You dropped something back there (they will usually turn and look) - Your lipstick...

After a really short drive.....
I think I see what is wrong with your swing - You're standing too close to the ball -- after you hit it

[Three Putt]

Actually had this one used on me.

Hit a pretty good slice with the driver, well above the trees, and heading farther in them, playing partner then yells " NOW HOOK!!!".

[jonanthans]

when someone skies a Driver, say "Course Management at its finest, you going Wedge/Driver huh? Interesting......


anytime someone hits it in the sand, I always say, in a femine voice "Hi, my name's Sandy, I like long walks on the beach..." my friends hate that one....

[Grndslmhttr3]

Gotta love this one, when people three put: "God, these greens suck so bad." When playing with my good friends and they hit their shot way off, I "point out" that the green is "over there" and what-not, of course that's just to be an ass.

[jcorfive]

Wow, you really got a hold of that one!

...as my buddy hits the shot fat and the ball travels 15 yrds.

Also;

At least you're on the fairway/should have a good lie from there (when the ball is hit to the adjacent hole's fairway)

[microcrayfish]

Gotta love this one, when people three put: "God, these greens suck so bad."

I have a friend who does that ALL the time and then tells me that he's actually an awesome putter but he can't do anything about these crap greens.