You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[The Road Dog]

...your golf bag retails out for more than you paid for your first car

So what is wrong with the above?

[Steel]

you know your addicted if you would rather watch the golf channel over porn!!!    just kidding

[TourSpoon]

Originally Posted by dondiegojr

You know your addicted to golf when your stopped at a red light and you pick out a target like a light pole or a store sign and say to yourself "if i was on the course, I would go with my easy 6i." LMAO, I do it all the freaking time.

And then you pull out your laser and check the actual distance to confirm the easy 6!

[sean_miller]

Originally Posted by TourSpoon

And then you pull out your laser and check the actual distance to confirm the easy 6!

I've lasered my street and know that from my front yard it's a full 3-wood to the front edge of the soccer field at the end of the block. I promised my wife it's just a theoretical exercise.

And yes, I go to sleep thinking about how I'd play my favourite holes (who doesn't love double entendres?).

[number1hacker]

Warm up. 1 hr putting, 30 mins chipping and 100 balls on the range. Play 18 holes. When walking of the 18th green I have this feeling in my stomach, yes a craving, so I purchase a ticket for another 9 holes.  Finish my round, then I go back to the range and hit another 100 balls with the clubs I didn't play well. All this while it's getting dark and I have a 40 mile motorcycle ride back home with clubs!!  (I live in thailand and you don't want to be doing that journey in the dark on a 125cc scooter) This is not a one off. It's everytime!! So I arrive home, get an earful from the missus and end up sleeping down stairs!! Now that doesn't bother me because I have a mat and a net so i'm hitting balls into that all night.. HAPPY DAYS!!

[Stretch]

Originally Posted by number1hacker

Warm up. 1 hr putting, 30 mins chipping and 100 balls on the range. Play 18 holes. When walking of the 18th green I have this feeling in my stomach, yes a craving, so I purchase a ticket for another 9 holes.  Finish my round, then I go back to the range and hit another 100 balls with the clubs I didn't play well. All this while it's getting dark and I have a 40 mile motorcycle ride back home with clubs!!  (I live in thailand and you don't want to be doing that journey in the dark on a 125cc scooter) This is not a one off. It's everytime!! So I arrive home, get an earful from the missus and end up sleeping down stairs!! Now that doesn't bother me because I have a mat and a net so i'm hitting balls into that all night.. HAPPY DAYS!!

You win!

[Clambake]

Originally Posted by imtomtomim

My wife woke me up one night because I was practicing a putting motion in my sleep.  I was pretty impressed she recognized my putting grip, especially because she's got no interest in golf!

I'm pretty sure we don't want to know what you were holding with your putting grip in your sleep!

[Dabbler]

You are caught practicing your swing in the lift at work when the doors open and you were so engrossed that you didn't notice!

[TourSpoon]

You know you are addicted when you make everyone in your house wear white caddy jumpsuits during Master's week, you call the bedroom the Butler cabin, you pick the champion's dinner and everyone has to call you Hootie as you parade around in your JC Penney green jacket.

[TourSpoon]

You spend more time on your swing reader app on your phone than your teenager spends on Facebook.

[TourSpoon]

In the middle of a marriage counseling session you ask the therapist if they can refer you to a sports psychologist for your putting.

[daveny]

Quote:

Car purchases are based on how many sets of clubs will fit in the trunk.

That's so true!

[Lofty Lefty]

You spend hours on google maps checking out all the famous courses, or judging local ones you wanna play.

[sean_miller]

Originally Posted by threedolphins

When you know who Hames, Bernie, Camila and Hugo are w/o 2nd thought

How old is this? I don't know one of these people. Are they South American dictators?

[WWBDD]

But it's a healthy addiction ... right?

[right handed phil mickelson]

When your coaster on the coffee table is The Golfing Machine.

When the 'white noise' machine used to help people go to sleep is the sound of a ball rolling into the hole.

When you've made blueprints on whether or not a putting green will fit inside your house.

When you find tees and golf balls scattered in the farthest corners of your house.

[stealthduffer]

When you say - "I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want.  As long it's December through March."

[Crim]

...you check your pocket for change for the vending machine, all you find is a tee. (literally JUST happened)

...you head to weather.com to find a day and time that has little to no wind....then book a tee time.

let's hear um!