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There are going to be so many. Try not to cross the line.

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When asked how many times she swung the golf club, Tigers wife replied put me down for a five.

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4 and 5H, 6I-GW Callaway Razr, SW, LW Cleveland Cg-14, Putter Taylor Made Suzuka, Ball, Srixon XV Yellow


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Poor old Tiger cant drive anything strait, can he?
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He managed to hit a water hazard and the trees in one drive.

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Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

BO THE GOLFER

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Posted
Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

ZING! haha

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Titleist 909 D2 9.5 Degree Driver| Titleist 906f4 13.5 degree 3-Wood | Titleist 909 17 & 21 degree hybrid | Titleist AP2 irons
Titleist Vokey Wedges - 52 & 58 | Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport 2 Putter | ProV1 Ball

Posted
What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.
RUSS's avg drive - 230yrds and climbing

Posted
What's the difference between a Escalade and a pitching wedge?


Tiger can back up a wedge.

Rob Tyska

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John Daly woke up and heard on the radio a professional golfer ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree...so he turned himself in.

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What do an SUV and a golf ball have in common? Tiger can't drive either of them straight.

What's in my hoofer 2 golf bag:

Driver:: R9 9.5* with Fujikura Rombax 7Z08 shaft in X-stiff
3 wood:: R9 15* with Fujikura Motore F1 65g in X-stiff
2-PW: TA2 with Dynamic Gold X-100Wedges: 588 Gunmetal 53* Gap and 60* LobPutter: Pro Platinum Newport 2 with custom paint and stamp on heal/toeBall:


Posted
Have you heard about Tiger's poor driving?.......He blamed it on his Caddy.

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Adams Fast10 15* 3W
A2OS 3H-7iron 60* LW
8iron Precept Tour Premium cb
9iron and 45* PW 50* GW 56* SW m565 and 455 VfoilPutter Anser Belly Putter Ball in order of preference TPblack e5 V2  AD333


Posted
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Tiger Seal?

Nothing. They both got clubbed by a Norwegian.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


Posted
Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

ha - this one had me laughing out loud

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3Wood: Burner
Hybrids: 3 hybrid and Austads Pickle 26 degree
Irons: Rac os2 PW-4
Wedges: Vokey 48, 52 and 56 degreePutter: RossaBag: Sasquatch TourPushcart: 2.0Ball: Prov1 GPS: freecaddie software running on cellphone


Posted
Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

I'd say based on the photo, a 9 iron!

Craig 

Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


Posted

Maybe he should get a new headcover...

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2H: King Cobra
4H: Nickent 4DX
5H: Adams A3
6I 7I 8I 9I PW: Mizuno mp-57Wedges: Mizuno MP T-10 50, 54, 58 Ball: random


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