Caddyshack

[ApplebyFan]

I just wanted to know everyone's favorite line from the greatest movie ever. Mine being:
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it." - Spaulding

and

"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body." - Ty Webb

[cmarkmyers]

Found it:

Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

[Hogan Fan]

oh I bet you get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

[pmcarync]

As you might imagine from my Avatar, I'm a bit of a Caddyshack fan... and it's hard to pick out a real favorite as there are so many good ones... esp from Al Cervick (e.g. "Hey everyone, we're going to get laid!" :) )

But I gotta go with one from Ty Webb:

Dr Beeper: "Ty, I thought you'd be the man to beat this year"
Ty: "Well, I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself"

[Q.Q.Quillume]

It's Carl Spackler's commentary when he's hitting the flowers outside the clubhouse, pretending he's playing in the Masters (or whatever tournament he's pretending to be playing in). Too bad I haven't memorized it or can't find it online.

[pmcarync]

It's Carl Spackler's commentary when he's hitting the flowers outside the clubhouse, pretending he's playing in the Masters (or whatever tournament he's pretending to be playing in). Too bad I haven't memorized it or can't find it online.

Found this at carlspackler.com (no kidding, he has his own website):

Carl Spackler : What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

[Q.Q.Quillume]

Found this at carlspackler.com (no kidding, he has his own website):

Thanks for posting Carl's commentary and providing the info that Carl has his own website. It's just too good to be true.

[pmcarync]

Anything for a fellow Carolinian golfer :)

[FAHooGolfs]

He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

So let's review... that's a 105 yard 2-iron, a 155 yard 5-iron, and a 195 yard 8-iron for a birdie on a par 4. That's fantastic!

[Hogan Fan]

So let's review... that's a 105 yard 2-iron, a 155 yard 5-iron, and a 195 yard 8-iron for a birdie on a par 4. That's fantastic!

Sounds like one of my rounds...

A topped 2 iron 105 yards, a fat 5 iron 155 yards, and a bladed 8 iron 195 yards that curls up next to the hole! lol

[NM Golf]

I have several that I love:
Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

AND

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.

AND

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

AND FINALLY THE ALL TIME BEST

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

[BJG]

Carl Spackler: People say, you know, I'm an idiot or something because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
Ty Webb: No...people don't say that about you as far as you know.

[Jay-Bird]

Al Czervik : "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, it looks good on you though! "

[cigarnut81]

My favorite part of a conversation is this:
Judge Smells: So how do you measure yourself against other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height!!!!!!

Favorite single line:
"I bet you were something before electricity"

[CarlSpackler]

:Points to siggy:

[Ben]

I have several that I love:

Yeah, there's way too much good stuff to pin down just one quote. A few of mine...

Judge Shmeils: Well Ty, how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty: By height. Carl: "Hey Lama, how about a little something, you know, for the effort." I love his twang when he says "Lama" Carl: Gungalagun... Gungagalunga Carl: "When you die, on your deathbed. You will receive, total, consciousness. So I got that going for me." Al Czervik: "I should have stayed home and played with myself."

[TomDonS]

Carl: Mrs Crane I'm looking at you....you wore green so you could hide because your...a...TRAMp....ooh that was a good one that was right where you wanted it. Hold on girls I got a salami I gotta hide still!

Scot: Carl Damn your eyes man! I told you to cut the rough and to mow the practice green! Jucge smails wants to to kill all the Goffers on the course.

Carl: Now check me if I'm wrong sandy if I kill all the golfers theyll lock me up an throw away the key.

Scot: No ya great kid No the Gophers. Now no more slackin off.

Carl: I'll slack you off you fuzzy little foreigner. I'll fill your bagpipes with Wachina.

[David in FL]

Danny Noonan: "Where'd it go"?

Ty Webb: "Right in the lumberyard"!