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Alan Conroy

By Alan Conroy
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Alan Conroy Established Member

Alan Conroy

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My playing partner never showers after a round. She doesn't realize how important this is. Guys tend to have a kinda musky smell if they don't wash but the opposite sex just smell bad.


Gresh24 Dedicated Member

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Dude, you are on a role.  This is the best one yet.  Keep 'em coming!  LMFAO!

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Originally Posted by Alan Conroy

My playing partner never showers after a round. She doesn't realize how important this is. Guys tend to have a kinda musky smell if they don't wash but the opposite sex just smell bad.

I make it a point not to play golf with the opposite sex.  When I see females on the course I do my best to shoo them off.

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Alan Conroy Established Member

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Dude, you are on a role.  This is the best one yet.  Keep 'em coming!  LMFAO!

Men stink and ladies perspire but they can also stink like skunks. (If my wife reads this I'm dead)

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I make it a point not to play golf with the opposite sex.  When I see females on the course I do my best to shoo them off.

Dial M for murder! Send them down to collect your topped drive and tell them to return after you've hit.


Motley01 Great Member

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What is this Comedy Central now or what. And to top it off, it's not funny.

Dude my girlfriend stinks, eeewwwhhhh. Sounds like an 8 year old just said that.

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Alan Conroy Established Member

Alan Conroy

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What is this Comedy Central now or what. And to top it off, it's not funny.

Dude my girlfriend stinks, eeewwwhhhh. Sounds like an 8 year old just said that.

You're right! We should only be on the Golf Talk forum with the usual old boring themes about wearing gloves for drives and making sure we get a tan in between shots. I prefer to talk about real stuff.


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Originally Posted by Alan Conroy

You're right! We should only be on the Golf Talk forum with the usual old boring themes about wearing gloves for drives and making sure we get a tan in between shots. I prefer to talk about real stuff.

No shit Big Al!  Hookers and Drugs!!!

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Alan Conroy Established Member

Alan Conroy

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No shit Big Al!  Hookers and Drugs!!!

If you want to sit in my local bar, please don't talk about how your left hand is always whiter during the golf season. We normally spit in the fire and laugh at the loudest farts.


Motley01 Great Member

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Originally Posted by Alan Conroy

You're right! We should only be on the Golf Talk forum with the usual old boring themes about wearing gloves for drives and making sure we get a tan in between shots. I prefer to talk about real stuff.


One of two things....

1.) You are stuck at work (like me), and dreaming of playing golf.

2.) It's cold and rainy outside, like many of the days in the UK. Why wonder you guys are mad all the time! LOL

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Motley01 Great Member

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Originally Posted by Alan Conroy

If you want to sit in my local bar, please don't talk about how your left hand is always whiter during the golf season. We normally spit in the fire and laugh at the loudest farts.


You never have to worry about that, because the sun is never shining where you're from!

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Alan Conroy Established Member

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You never have to worry about that, because the sun is never shining where you're from!

Two things. We have a history. We have personality. You lose.

Originally Posted by Motley01

One of two things....

1.) You are stuck at work (like me), and dreaming of playing golf.

2.) It's cold and rainy outside, like many of the days in the UK. Why wonder you guys are mad all the time! LOL

1) Daaaa. Its 11.30 p.m. here

2) We can play for 50 weeks per year. That's why we are also better players.


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If I shower at the club, I usually hang around for a nice schvitz as well.  Otherwise, I shower at home unless I'm going out socializing straight from golf, but that's not a frequent occurance any more.  Still, it happens once in a while.

I seem to remember sweaty sex after coed golf as being pleasant, but at my age, who can trust memory?

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Most of the semi-private clubs in our area were built without shower rooms, so it's not really an option.

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I don't shower after a round

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Originally Posted by Alan Conroy

Two things. We have a history. We have personality. You lose.

1) Daaaa. Its 11.30 p.m. here

2) We can play for 50 weeks per year. That's why we are also better players.


For my first post, (unforturtunatly you're banned)....

I give you a huge FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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