The Hammer

[tws1098]

First I have read this thread and I must say my crappy day is way better now haha.

POWWWWWWWWW!

[James_Black]

I was wondering since the shaft is flat and cuts through the air like a sword will it be able to bend?

and since I havn't said this before

POW!

[live4u120]

  Chilli Dipper said:

The "WHOOM!" is alright, but to me, it's all about the "YAAAH!"

Jesus christ that mad me laugh extremely hard. Right when I read that, I remembered the great "YAHHHHHH!" :D

...and who can disagree with that beautiful "attack angle"?!

[James_Black]

wait...

did you hear about the new thing that jack made?
It's the Dr.FeelGood putter!!

It's increased the gimmie zone from 6 inches to 4 feet!
it'll cut 10 shots off your game!

http://www.youtube.com/user/JackTheH.../0/GJoodlIjd1k

[senorchipotle]

  James_Black said:

wait...

nearly pissed myself laughing at this! i wonder what kind of idiots are keeping this man in business, cause i've got some stuff i need to sell them.

[James_Black]

the voiceover guy is amazing!
Who needs a circular shaft? Our shafts cut through the air like a sword!
We've even cut holes in the face so that it lets more air through!

And don't even get me started on this other driver....

[kafka01]

I´ll get myself the Hammer, Dr Feelgood Putter, and Dr Feelgood Knockdown wedge (probably dont even need my irons anymore since i drive any green anyways) and will challenge the best golfer i can find and gamble big with him. If Mr. Hamm is right i should at least shoot a 60 - should be good enough for a scratch golfer to give him a real beating - men he will feel like he just got POOOOOOOOWWWED if i´m finished with him :)

You guys seen this?

OMG - this thing accelerates itself (according to James Blacks video) - i guess we just found a "perpetuum mobile" - all our energy concerns are in the past - its only a matter of time when they will start building cars, POOOOOWERD by the Hammer.........

[live4u120]

  James_Black said:

wait...

Man... You have no idea, that's just the beginning. Check this out, it's a list of all his ingenious inventions.

http://www.xfactordirect.com/products.htm

[James_Black]

the wedges are amazing!

and 80* wedge? seriously?

and what's the big deal with putting holes in the middle of the clubfaces???

[live4u120]

  James_Black said:

the wedges are amazing!

Ahhh, a novice at club-making. Everyone clearly knows that the air slots throw the ball high into the air, spinning wildly, going in the hole automatically. It's just the research branches of Taylormade, PING, Callaway, Titleist, etc, haven't discovered it yet with their million dollars in research. /sarcasm.

[James_Black]

  live4u120 said:

Ahhh, a novice at club-making. Everyone clearly knows that the air slots throw the ball high into the air, spinning wildly, going in the hole automatically. It's just the research branches of Taylormade, PING, Callaway, Titleist, etc, haven't discovered it yet with their million dollars in research. /sarcasm.

wow

I've got to go drill some air slots into my vokeys!

[senorchipotle]

aside from hitting yourself in the face with a golf ball, what the hell is an an 80* wedge used for?

[jwolf02]

The Zero Latitude is on Golf Channel right now... first I've seen it. It's classic. I love how with the Hammer, Jack says driving is the most important part of the game... now it's putting. I think I also caught a comment that since Jack can putt now, "I'm gonna be shooting right about 60!"

"Take it back only 1 inch for a 4 footer... 2 for an 8." Then when they show the four footers with a normal putter, they're at least 10 footers. Oh well... 4 footers are automatic gimmies now!

Worst part is... I actually thought to myself, "I wonder if that works?" If Al Geiberger says so and all...

[1par2win]

  jwolf02 said:

The Zero Latitude is on Golf Channel right now... first I've seen it. It's classic. I love how with the Hammer, Jack says driving is the most important part of the game... now it's putting. I think I also caught a comment that since Jack can putt now, "I'm gonna be shooting right about 60!"

Is this the same infomercial where Jack Hamm says he shot even par while taking 42 putts? If I remember right he also stated that he drove 8 par 4's in the same round. All I can say to that is..........POWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaredSS]

I guess everybody needs to pay the bills, but it seems to me if the Golf Channel is truly out to help golfers and desire to have some credit to their name, why do they allow crap like the hammer on there?

[pittpanther]

  JaredSS said:

I guess everybody needs to pay the bills

You answered your own question...

Why does ABC put on crap like "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette?" These two, and all the other "dating" reality shows that are all over cable TV, are much worse to society than a Hammer infomercial.

[Shanks A Million]

  pittpanther said:

You answered your own question...

I don't know about that, the Hammer has haunted my dreams for quite some time. At least the Bachelor doesn't yell "POW!" when he kicks off a woman (or does he, I've never seen it?)

[James_Black]

  Shanks A Million said:

I don't know about that, the Hammer has haunted my dreams for quite some time. At least the Bachelor doesn't yell "POW!" when he kicks off a woman (or does he, I've never seen it?)

does he actually hit good shots when he does that?

it looks like he shanks most of them lol