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Like the other people, when there is a short putt we always say "Hit it with your purse."

After playing with 2 asian guys from New York we picked up one of their sayings. Anytime you duff a shot off the tee its always "Safe."

Driver: 9.5* SQ Sumo Stiff
3W: 15* SQ Stiff
Irons: 3-PW R7 Stiff Flex
GW: X Tour Vintage 52 11 bounce
SW: X Tour Vintage 56 13 bounceLW: X Tour Vintage 60 8 BouncePutter: Monza CorzaBall: HX Tour 56


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One guy I know, after every bad tee shot, says:

"you know what I like about that shot? Its gonna make my par look sweet!!!"
Driver - TaylorMade R9 460 10.5°
3 Wood - TaylotMade Burner Tour
3 & 4 Hybrids - Adams a7
Irons - R7 tp 5-PW
Wedges - Vokey SM Black Nickel - 52º - 56º - 60ºPutter - Scotty Cameron California - SonomaSkyCaddie - SG4Lowest Round - 68 - Par 72 /67.6/120Lowest Tournament Round - 69 -...

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One guy I know, after every bad tee shot, says:

I'm sooo using that.

-- Michael | My swing! 

"You think you're Jim Furyk. That's why your phone is never charged." - message from my mother

Driver:  Titleist 915D2.  4-wood:  Titleist 917F2.  Titleist TS2 19 degree hybrid.  Another hybrid in here too.  Irons 5-U, Ping G400.  Wedges negotiable (currently 54 degree Cleveland, 58 degree Titleist) Edel putter. 

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My Buddy's putt comes short:
"100% of those don't go in the hole you know"

When there's only 1 tree in your way and you hit it:
"It's a known fact that Tree's are 90% air"

After hitting a crazy beautiful straight down the middle drive:
"You Suck!"

In My Bag:
Driver: TaylorMade Burner 9.5* Stock Stiff
5 Wood: TaylorMade V-Steel Aldila NV Stiff
7 Wood: TaylorMade V-Steel Stock Steel
4-PW: TaylorMade R7XD Stock Stiff Steel48* Wedge: Callaway Forged52* Wedge: Founders Club60* Wedge: Founders ClubPutter: Odyssey DFX 6600Balls: Titleist ProV1 & DT SoLo


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A guy I played with on Wednesday. He hits his tee shot and it rolls through the fairway into a stream on the right. He manages to find his ball gets it, drops it and hits on and putts out. My friend asks if he got a 5. He said "no a 3, they should've never put that water there, its unfair."

Driver: 9.5* SQ Sumo Stiff
3W: 15* SQ Stiff
Irons: 3-PW R7 Stiff Flex
GW: X Tour Vintage 52 11 bounce
SW: X Tour Vintage 56 13 bounceLW: X Tour Vintage 60 8 BouncePutter: Monza CorzaBall: HX Tour 56


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"Golf is played on the 5 inch course between your ears." - Bobby Jones

"Drive for show, putt for dough"- unknown

in the bag

Driver: 909D2 9.5° Oban Devotion Shaft

3 Wood: G10 15.5°
Hybrid: 3dx RC 20° Ironwood 

4-PW: MP-57's S300

Wedges: 51° MP-T Black Nickel 56° Vokey Spin Milled 

Putter: Tracy II 35" Iomic Grip 

Ball: Pro V1x


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When i first started, my friend tells me,

"i got it, your problem is loft".

Loft? Thinking to myself that i got standard loft clubs and all...

"Yep, L ack O f F @$*ing T alent."



...wise ass...
Driver: Bridgestone J33R 460 10.5*
3 Wood: Sonartec NP-99 14*
Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro Black 19*
Irons: Mizuno MP-58 4-PWWedges: Nike SV 52*, 56*, 60*Putter: Scotty CameronBall: Srixon Z Star

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LOFT.... ooohhhhh I like it!!! I'm going to use that this weekend

Mizuno F-50 3W DS S300
Titleist 906F2 5W UST V2
Titleist 585.H 21 DG S300
Mizuno MP-FLIHI 4 DG S300
Mizuno MP-32 5-PW DG S300Mizuno MP-R 52.07 DG Wedge FlexMizuno MP-R 56.13 DG Wedge FlexTitleist Vokey Spin Milled 60.04 DG Wedge FlexScotty Cameron Studio Newport 2


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if my partner hits a putt short i'll say "Does you husband play golf?"

Driver: 10.5* SuperQuad TP 1st Edition All Black V2 Stiff
5 Wood - 585.h 19* DG S300
Irons: 3-PW S59 Stiff
Wedges: Rac TP 52*, 60* MP-T 56*
Putter(s): Anser 3 TP Black ballGET TO SINGLE DIGITS!Goal: Beat a certain admin that lives in my town


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"Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour." ~Author Unknown

Hahaha


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I'm shocked that no one mentioned the classic. When you hit a bad drive but it turns out alright, it was ugly but had big tits.

Conversely, if you hit a shot thin but it still finds the green it was supermodel thin.

And if you hit a big drive it's deep. Porno deep.

Also, anytime someone hits a big sky hook, the wind got it. Doesn't matter if there is any wind or which way it's blowing.

Anytime there's a big hump in the middle of the green, it's a buried elephant. You never putt of the hump, you putt up the elephants ass.

If someone hits into a trap, offer him a towel and a pina colada.

Man, I know way too many of these.
In my bag:
The failed hopes and dreams of 25 years of golf (on DG S300 shafts with Lamkin Crossline midsize grips)

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Was thinking of some on the course today:

"Play for the pars, and the double bogeys will come." David Feherty says this in a commercial, but he's quoting someone, and I can't think of who he is quoting.

"There's no room on the scorecard for 'how', just for 'how many'." (a good thing to remember when tempted to hit a wedge as one's second shot on a par-4 when an easy 9-iron will hit the green).

-- Michael | My swing! 

"You think you're Jim Furyk. That's why your phone is never charged." - message from my mother

Driver:  Titleist 915D2.  4-wood:  Titleist 917F2.  Titleist TS2 19 degree hybrid.  Another hybrid in here too.  Irons 5-U, Ping G400.  Wedges negotiable (currently 54 degree Cleveland, 58 degree Titleist) Edel putter. 

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Heres for iacas and his slow play petition,

"Your play should always be immediatly behind the group infront of you, not immediatly infront of the group behind you."
In My Bag

Driver: Sasquatch 460 9.5°
3 Wood: Laser 3 Wood 15°
5 Wood: r7 19° (Stiff)Irons: S58 Irons 4-PW Orange DotWedge: Harmonized 60°Wedge: Z TP 54°Putter: Tiffany 34"Balls: Pro V1 Shoes: Adidas Tour 360 IIThe Meadows Golf Coursewww.themeadowsgc.comAge: 16

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"Golf is played on the 5 inch course between your ears." - Bobby Jones

That is probably the best golf quote ever.

In The Bag...

Driver: SQ Sumo 10.5* w/ Aldila VS Proto
3 Wood: Burner
Hybrid: SQ 18*Irons(3-PW): 755 w/ Dynamic Gold S30052.08*: Vokey Oil Can56.14*: Vokey Spin MilledPutter: Newport 2Ball: pro v1xShoes: Footjoy Athletics


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Golf: A game where everyone in front is always too slow, and everyone behind is always too fast.
"Shouldn't you be going faster? I mean, you're doing 40 in a 65..."

Driver: Burner TP 9.5*
3 Wood: 906F2 15*
2I: Eye 23I-PW: 3100 I/HWedges: Vokey Spin-Milled 56*06, MP-R 52*07/60*05Putter: Victoria IIBall: Pro V1xCheck out my new blog: Thousand Yard DriveHome Course: Kenton County...

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I didn't have the time to read through all of these so my bad if these are repeats:
"This (playing golf) is masochism at it's finest." - Tiger Woods
"They don't ask how, just how many."- My dad
"Get Jesus boots" when a ball looks like it won't clear the water hazard
"Trees are 90% air."
"Bogasim" instead of bogey.
"Does your husband play?" when your playing partner leaves a putt short

That's all I got off the top of my head

Hi-Bore XLS Tour Driver
Steelhead III: 3 Wood
Bobby Jones Jesse Ortiz Hybrid
i3+: 3-9 Irons
Vokey Black Nickel: PW, 52, 56, 60 Bettinardi A-02 Putter NXT Tour


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I looked up "good golf quotes" in google and found these....

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~John Updike

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman

Love this one....

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners. ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. ~Bob Hope

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. ~Tommy Armour

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. ~Paul Harvey

And my favourite...

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown

Mizuno F-50 3W DS S300
Titleist 906F2 5W UST V2
Titleist 585.H 21 DG S300
Mizuno MP-FLIHI 4 DG S300
Mizuno MP-32 5-PW DG S300Mizuno MP-R 52.07 DG Wedge FlexMizuno MP-R 56.13 DG Wedge FlexTitleist Vokey Spin Milled 60.04 DG Wedge FlexScotty Cameron Studio Newport 2


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