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Golf sayings that grind my gears

Gilberg

By Gilberg
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

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Originally Posted by MPtheKid

Just read the majority of Gilberg's work. He is an absolute gem. Hilarious! I love his style too. Throw a couple posts up and disappear for a bit. Always leave em wanting more. Brillant.

Gilberg - Keep it up guy.

Yep, I get downright giddy when Gilberg comes by to visit.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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jimmyc Well Established Member

jimmyc

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I'm a lefty.

Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world.

"No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball"

I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time.

Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group


dak4n6 Great Member

dak4n6

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Ahhhh, that's better...I knew something was missing from TST recently. Thanks for posting again Gilberg, and keep 'em coming!!! (See any more ghosts on the course next to the graveyard that you play at night?)

dak4n6


dbuck Great Member

dbuck

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No matter how many sheep sleep in the sand bunker, the raincoat still won't burn.

Don

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dbuck Great Member

dbuck

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P.S. I took Ernest's suggestion and read the old Gilberg posts. I am now a fan.

Don

In the bag:

Driver: PING 410 Plus 9 degrees, Alta CB55 S  Fairway: Callaway Rogue 3W PX Even Flow Blue 6.0; Hybrid: Titleist 818H1 21* PX Even Flow Blue 6.0;  Irons: Titleist 718 AP1 5-W2(53*) Shafts- TT AMT Red S300 ; Wedges Vokey SM8 56-10D Putter: Scotty Cameron 2016 Newport 2.5  Ball: Titleist AVX or 2021 ProV1

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Meltdwhiskey Dedicated Member

Meltdwhiskey

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I did as well.  Really good.  If he is a member of other types of message boards, I would join them as well to see what he posts.  Maybe he has a blog?


zipazoid Great Member

zipazoid

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When facing a shot thru trees -

"It's ninety percent air."

Yeah. So's a screen door.


dak4n6 Great Member

dak4n6

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Originally Posted by zipazoid

When facing a shot thru trees -

"It's ninety percent air."

Yeah. So's a screen door.

Sorry to go OT, but hey, it's a Gilberg post...

Reminds me of the couple times during my college days I watched someone at a party not realize that the screen door was closed while holding a full solo cup of beer. Not many things on this planet that are funnier. We're talking guffawing days later...yet doesn't quantum mechanics support the notion that there is a small probability that they could have made it through?

Gilberg, see what you have done?

dak4n6


jimmyc Well Established Member

jimmyc

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Originally Posted by Mattplusness

im 12 wat is this

HUH?????


jetsknicks1 Great Member

jetsknicks1

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When you're addressing your tee shot and accidentally knock the ball off the tee, there's always a guy who has to say "One" .
my get up and go musta got up and went..
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helms20 Member

helms20

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Originally Posted by jetsknicks1

When you're addressing your tee shot and accidentally knock the ball off the tee, there's always a guy who has to say "One" .

That's one :)


Spyder Great Member

Spyder

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Please SPLAIN to me why I wasted my time reading this....

Also, if you think I'm not going to sarcastically use "putt shot" from here on out you are outside of your mind.


Shortylook Well Established Member

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I'm a lefty. Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world. "No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball" I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time. Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group

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Teamanglerx Well Established Member

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Sayings that annoy me in tournaments:

"Mashed Potato!" - Its annoying and makes me hungry.

"Get in hole!" on the tee at a par 5 - Really?  Have another beer and take another swipe with the wii controller and try to make that happen.

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Driver: Covert Performance
Super Hybrid : :nike: 2H - 17* Covert Performance

Irons: :nike:Covert 4I - PW

Wedges: :nike:X3X Wedges (52*, 56*, 60*)

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Ball: :nike:One RZN

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tpj070 Member

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Originally Posted by jimmyc

I'm a lefty.

Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world.

"No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball"

I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time.

Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group

Thats the worst.

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jimmyc Well Established Member

jimmyc

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Originally Posted by tpj070

Thats the worst.

And I'll add Mickelson, Watson, and Weir


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