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... I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I just wanted to say that I spent 20 minutes reading it... and I have no regrets. CY

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Is Progolfer like this dude? [VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx8XgGyALRs[/VIDEO] He seems to hit pretty far.

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Hey, thanks for all the replies to my thread. Interesting results, seems we have some fellow big hitters here a1_smile.gif Looks like I better up my game ha!  Does anyone else wear 2 gloves for driving? It definitely improves grip, feel and swing speed. Although some people laugh at me when I wear them to the range; all of a sudden their laughs are subdued by the sound of what can only be classified as whip...me crushing balls out of sight b2_tongue.gif What clubs you boys play?

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Anyone else try screaming at impact?

Yeah, I yell "BOOM!", "POW!", and "GRAAAAAH!" like Jack Hamm in the Hammer Driver X commercial. The secret is yelling those words, not the driver. [quote name="Slice of Life" url="/t/67852/how-big-is-your-drive#post_857921"] Sometimes I don't even swing. I just address the ball, and stare at it. It launches itself out of pure fear. [/quote] I do this too and sometimes yell obscenities at it until it gets scared, and then it whizzes off all the way to the green almost 600 yards away.


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Sounds like this guy I golfed with once.  His name was Bill Brasky.  He'd shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe, give a primal scream and proceed to drive the ball 400+ before dropping a tab of LSD and soiling himself.

Unfortunately, he had a four day heart attack, one day for each chamber.  Sure miss ole Brasky.

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Originally Posted by bluecollar01

Sounds like this guy I golfed with once.  His name was Bill Brasky.  He'd shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe, give a primal scream and proceed to drive the ball 400+ before dropping a tab of LSD and soiling himself.

Unfortunately, he had a four day heart attack, one day for each chamber.  Sure miss ole Brasky.

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch. Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews...

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The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Originally Posted by Slice of Life

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch. Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews...

Bill Brasky was a ten-foot tall beast man, who showered in vodka, and fed his baby shrimp scampi.

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Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!

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The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Old Bill Brasky could hit it a country mile.  I mean literally.  He was golfing in Switzerland once and hit it so hard, the country moved a mile.

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I once hit my golf ball from Ga. To Tenn.

There's a course in AZ bordering Mexico where you OB into Mexico on a bad slice for righties.

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Originally Posted by Jeff Potts

300 if its hardpan bakedsheesh u guys are good!

Westlake, aye? You should try to join the NEO outing next weekend.

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The Internet Adjustment Formula:
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I just read this whole thread at lunch and had multiple people looking at me as I spewed food all over the place... Its like a train wreck, I couldn't look away...

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Originally Posted by mp33 man

But seriously I do want to see the vid... pg13 though please

Not possible. We're talking NC-17 territory.

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Hi guys, bought a new driver, extra stiff, custom made to my swing style. Gonna pop to the range in a bit and see if I can finally crush 400+ :D

It's about to get real messy

Seriously, do people still carry drivers? Weak.

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